Where in the world is Kristen Stewart?
Finally out of hiding.
But, not even the Twilight thesp's re-emergence could top this week's headliner: a butt-naked Prince Harry gallivanting in Sin City.
MOONSHINE: Dear Prince Harry...We know you're supposed to keep your friends close and your enemies closer. But next time, maybe don't let any of them so close that they can take naked pictures of you and sell them to TMZ. As for everything else concerning this matter...Thank you. Sincerely, Everybody.
KENNEDY CENTER DISHONOR: Taylor Swift tripped to Hyannis Port, Mass., to spend time with Conor Kennedy and his famous family didn't go quite as smoothly as this kiss would imply. Apparently, Taylor forgot to RSVP to Kyle Kennedy's wedding and, when Conor brought her as his date anyway, the bride's family told her to leave. Not very sporting of anyone involved, was it?
NO LONGER STEWING: Kristen Stewart crawled out from the dark, but probably pretty nice corner she had been hiding in since being outed as a crummy girlfriend. Neither she nor Edward will be hitting the Twilight convention circuit this year, but she will face the light for On the Road's screening at the Toronto Film Festival next month...Scorned wife Liberty Ross, meanwhile, walked her first red carpet. Her estranged hubby Rupert Sanders stepped out solo wearing his wedding ring, smiling and waving at the paparazzi.
TRAGIC HOLLYWOOD ENDING: Tony Scott, the director of action-packed hits like Top Gun, Crimson Tide and Unstoppable who was famed for his kinetic artistry, leaped to his death from a San Pedro, Calif., bridge (near a train yard that had a cameo in Unstoppable) in the middle of the day. He left behind a note, but some of the questions his friends, family and admirers presumably have may never be answered. The filmmaker was laid to rest in Los Angeles Friday in a private, family-only funeral.
RANDOM DAMN THING: Avril Lavigne is all of a sudden wearing a massive engagement ring given to her by Nickelback frontman Chad Kroeger. Because, you know, they were going out.
¡AY CARAMBA!: Salma Hayek seemingly made a strange comment about barely remembering what it was like to be Mexican, but she maintains her wistful remark was lost in translation.
STATUS REPORT: Katy Perry and John Mayer stopped seeing each other...Vanessa Marcil is divorcing husband Carmine Giovinazzo...January Jones is dating director Noah Miller...Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis took in a Dodgers game wtih her parents...Britney Spears' wedding is still on...Cher isn't engaged to Hell's Angel Tim Medvetz...David Beckham and Katherine Jenkins blasted rumors of an affair.
BABIES ONBOARD: Alex O'Loughlin and girlfriend Malia Jones are expecting their first child.
SETTLING UP: Usher was awarded primary custody of his two sons from his relationship with ex-wife Tameka Raymond...Katie Holmes will receive $400,000 a year in her divorce deal from Tom Cruise as a result of the couple's ironclad prenup (not much considering Cruise has an estimated $250 million in the bank).
TV LAND: Budget cuts and layoffs at The Tonight Show prompted more than a few jabs from Jay Leno...Looks like former NFL star and all-around charmer Michael Strahan will be Kelly Ripa's new cohost...Here's your fall TV premiere calendar...Check out the Glee season four cast photo, minus Dianna Agron?!...Justin Bieber headed to The Simpsons. OK, now he has arrived.
SCREEN PLAY: Vivienne Jolie-Pitt will have a small (literally) role in mommy's Maleficent...Sam Claflin will play Finnick Odair in Catching Fire...Mr. Eko will be the villainous Algrim the Strong in the Thor sequel.
RESTING IN PEACE: Sesame Street actor Jerry Nelson, the voice of the show's Count von Count, died at the age of 78 Thursday from unspecified causes.
LAW & DISORDER: Intruder tackled by LL Cool J charged with burglary...John Lennon killer Mark David Chapman denied parole for the seventh time...Martin Scorsese sued for never making Silence...Harvey Weinstein targeted in extortion plot... Overtone singer Valentino "Tino" Ponsonby busted for DUI after driving his car into the ocean...Stephen Baldwin was arrested for driving with a suspended license...Randy Travis busted for simple assault one week after his infamous DWI.
HOSPITAL CORNER: Reese Witherspoon, pregnant with her third child, is reportedly under observation but said to be doing fine...Real Housewives of New Jersey's Jaqueline Laurita reveals her son Nicholas is autistic.
SHOWING SUPPORT: Celebrities like Kim Kardashian, Rihanna and more tweeted their support for New Yorkers Friday after a women's accessories designer allegedly shot and killed one person and wounded nine others near the Empire State Building.
FASHIONABLY GREAT: Natalie Portman wears nothing for Christian Dior's Rouge Dior Lipcolor...Kristen Stewart smolders for Balenciaga. Wonder what she was thinkin' about...Beyoncé stuns with a clear conscience in House of Dereon ads.
FUN IN THE SUN: Vanessa Paradis romped on a topless beach on the isle of Corsica...Olivia Wilde frolicked oceanside in Wilmington, N.C., with Jason Sudeikis...Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield smooched on the beach in Malibu...Kim Kardashian blended in with her surroundings...Denise Richards hung out poolside at a friend's house.