With all this Lindsay Lohan family drama, gotta wonder: Is she going to face a Britney Spears-style conservatorship?
—Flute Player, Wisconsin, via Facebook
Lindsay's ever-charming father, Michael Lohan, has indicated that he wants to establish a conservatorship that would affect Lindsay's life in the same way that Britney Spears's father and fiance have essentially taken over hers.
And I wish him good luck with that. Because, according to people who would know, Michael's bid isn't likely to stick.