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Morning Mail! Is Robert Pattinson Really Set for Hunger Games Sequel?!
Dear Ted:
Holy crap, Teddy bear!!! It looks like legit websites are reporting that Lionsgate is courting Robert Pattinson to play Finnick in Catching Fire. I know you've always said that there won't be any Twi-Hunger Games crossover, but now I'm not so sure. Give me the scoop, please! I want to see him in a movie with Jennifer Lawrence, I just never thought it'd be this one!
—B
Dear Finding Finnick:
There have been "insider" rumors that Rob would be joining The Hunger Games crew since, well, forever now. And did you know that Kristen Stewart is going to be playing Johanna?! And Taylor Lautner Mags! I'd chalk them up to simply fan hopes at this point, I can't see Lionsgate wanting to bring on more comparisons to the vamp-tastic franchise. And I really can't see Rob wanting to jump in bed with another teen franchise anytime soon. But, if he were, how hilarious would a J.Law-R.Pattz press tour be? Don't think it's going to happen, tho.
Dear Ted:
I've been a big fan of Lindsay Lohan's eyebrows. Yes I said eyebrows. But lately I've noticed her face shape and brows are dramatically different than her Mean Girls days. I'm a few months older than her, so I know that its not age. So why does LiLo look so different?
Celebrities, Beware: Five Memorial Day Horror Stories
Would you believe, Memorial Day weekend is the most dangerous time of the year?
While sunshine, roadtrips and a day off from work are great, they're also apparently a recipe for disaster—and not just for Lindsay Lohan. There were 1,367 DUI busts in California alone during the same time last year and 24 driving deaths, a 41 percent increase over 2010.
And that's just when people were in their cars!
Here are five tales of celebrities whose holiday weekends went horribly wrong:
EXCLUSIVE!
Lindsay Lohan's Elizabeth Taylor Biopic Gets Its Richard Burton—Find Out Who He Is!
It's official! Lindsay Lohan has finally found a Dick for her Liz—and it comes in the form of True Blood hunk Grant Bowler, E! News has confirmed.
As you Elizabeth Taylor fans already know, Linds is scheduled to play the Hollywood icon in the Lifetime movie Liz & Dick, which chronicles Elizabeth's fiery marriage with her fourth (and fifth) husband Richard Burton (that'd be Bowler).
So what's the latest with Lindsay insurance policy now that casting's complete? Exactly how much sex can we expect and uh, what's up with that casual 18-year age difference between LiLo and Grant?!
Lindsay Lohan's Elizabeth Taylor Biopic: Are LiLo's Demands Causing a Casting Couch Delay?
Uh-oh. Looks like Lindsanity has fully ensued.
At least, according to Radar Online—which claims Lindsay Lohan is extremely unhappy with the casting choices for Richard Burton in the Lifetime movie, Liz & Dick, in which LiLo will play Elizabeth Taylor.
"Lindsay is being an absolute nightmare about who should play Burton," the gossip site insists after noting three possible front-runners for the role.
So, are Lindsay's demands already causing production perils and what the heck is up with the Burton casting couch (since there are only 13 days until filming is set to begin)?
EXCLUSIVE!
Lindsay Lohan's Elizabeth Taylor Biopic: Still No Dick, but "Very Close"
Lindsay Lohan may be more than ready to step into her role as Elizabeth Taylor, but there's one big problem with production (and it has nothing to do with LiLo's off-set antics).
Although filming for the Elizabeth Taylor Lifetime biopic, Liz & Dick, is set to begin June 4, executive producer Larry Thompson tells E! News that the role of Richard Burton still has not been cast.
So while Lindsay's busy, er, researching the social scene as of late, is Lifetime any closer to landing a Dick for Lindsay's Liz?
So True? So False? Is Lindsay Lohan Really Paying $25,000 a Month in Rent?!
Lindsay Lohan has found yet another place to rest her head.
And Britain's Daily Mail is reporting that the house-hopping starlet is renting a glamorous spread in Beverly Hills for a whopping $25,000 a month. That sum may be chump change for Brangelina types, but for Lohan?
The Saturday Night Live-hosting, Glee-guest-starring actress cited financial hardship in 2010 as to why she needed to work rather than continue treatment at the pricey Betty Ford Center. Still, that was ages ago in Hollywood years, so she could feasibly be paying top dollar for a rental house now, right?
Hang onto your government subsidies, guys, because this story is...
New Ted Says Video! Maybe Lindsay Lohan Isn't Right for Liz Taylor After All!
I've always said that some of Lindsay Lohan's not-so-flattering tabloid headlines (late to Glee?! The horror!) actually make her parfait to play the legendary Elizabeth Taylor in the upcoming Liz & Dick Lifetime biopic.
But some of the courtroom queen's latest legal woes have me convinced otherwise…and I'm revealing why in this week's episode of Ted Says! If you want to hear even more of my opinions on Hollywood's hottest celebs, subscribe to my YouTube page!
Lindsay Lohan's Busted Look at A&E Upfronts Is an Early Christmas Gift! Thank You, LiLo!
The hair! The pancake face! The shirt—we mean, the dress!
For us here at Fashion Police, Christmas has come in May, thanks to slut-Santa Lindsay Lohan and the getup she wore to the A&E 2012 Upfronts this week.
If this dress were any shorter we'd know where Terry Richardson's been staying whenever he's in town. (And now we know what the napkins look like in Beyoncé's dining room. Bonus!)
As for the uneven tanning, well...
Morning Mail! Won't Someone Think of Blue Ivy?!
Dear Ted:
How do new mothers like Beyoncé manage to go out all night to fabulous events like the Met Gala? Not to state the obvious, but she should still be knee-deep in breastfeeding, and the leakage isn't really something she could control all night with her see-through lace sparkle Ice Capade number. Any clue how Hollywood moms manage to evade even the most unavoidable everyday tasks?
—KBrownie
Dear Destiny's Latchkey Child?
Well, she's got plenty of help, K.B. Not only does she have her family (which includes papa Jay-Z and her mom), but she certainly has extra help available if she needs it. Regular parents hire babysitters too, ya know. As for the, uh…lactation issues, I'm sure she had help in that department to make sure there weren't any leaks. Ew.
Dear Ted:
Forget Robert Pattinson in Fifty Shades of Grey (although I love so much that many are on board this train with the rest of us). What about this combination: Rob + Kristen Stewart + Woody Allen + a story set somewhere in Europe? He could totally play their awkwardness. They could even play a couple. How's that for art imitating life?
—Xtina
Lindsay Lohan's Dinner Date With Woody Allen—What Does It Mean?!
First stop Lifetime made-for-TV movie, next stop Oscars?!
It's far too soon to tell, but you never know! Especially since Lindsay Lohan—who, of course, is set to channel Elizabeth Taylor in Liz & Dick—was spotted leaving Philippe restaurant in Manhattan over the weekend with four-time Academy Award winner Woody Allen.
So what does the seemingly odd pairing mean?!




