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• We're not quite sure why Karl Lagerfeld hates Heidi Klum so much, but the famed designer has publicly bashed the Victoria's Secret model yet again. Having previously claimed she was too fat for the catwalk, now he says no one in Paris has ever even heard of her, not even Claudia Schiffer. Additionally, the kind soul attacks her husband, Seal, mocking his skin (which has scars leftover from a childhood illness).

• Even Paris Hilton's accountants thought Doug Reinhardt was a wasted investment.

• Here's exactly what Jon and Kate Gosselin need: advice from Rev. Run. That should solve all their problems.

• Looks like John Mayer and Fantasy Factory star Rob Dyrdek had quite the night out, concluding with a hospital visit and a stomach pumping. Yeah, good times.

• Shame! Mac dude Justin Long still sports a Motorola. He's so old-skool!

• Look at this long enough and you'll understand the real reason Susan Boyle had to skip some performances…

• Dear Michael Phelps: This is an epic fail. Please make it stop. Love, Rise 'n' Shine

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