john mayer (93 posts)
Morning Mail! Is Jennifer Aniston Hiding a Secret Baby Bump?!
Dear Ted:
Thanks for answering my recent question on my fave duo Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux. I'm wondering now if you have any scoop about the rampant rumors that they are expecting a baby? They've been laying so low lately and the one pic of them in months (from last week) seemed to show a possible "baby bump" and now all the rumors of pregnancy that haven't been addressed by her rep. Is it possible we'll be seeing a little A-List/hipster baby in 2012?
—Hoping for baby news
Dear Hipster Hottie In The Making?:
Jen's busy blaming her rumored baby bump on weight gain from kicking her ciggie habit, so don't expect the gal to dish any juicy deets. And while Jen may have simply gained a few lbs., we'd be delighted to see this couple have a babe of their own. We hear they're only getting more serious, sounds like the par-fait next move for the super cool couple, no?
Dear Ted:
I'm hearing rumors that Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis are on the outs! Say it ain't so! I thought they were one of those rare couples that survive the rise to fame. What have you heard?
—Lyn
Caught! Jessica Biel Steps Out Without a Ring (Or Rumored Fiancé Justin Timberlake)
There's at least one (rumored) bride-to-be that isn't ready to show off the bling.
Because even though Justin Timberlake's grandma confirmed that J.T. was indeed ready to tie the knot to longtime on-and-off GF Jessica Biel, Jess hit the red carpet solo last night for the W Magazine Best Performances Issue and Golden Globe Awards celebration at the Chateau Marmont in West Hollywood.
So was Jess sporting some serious bling on her ring finger?!
Morning Mail! Official Ryan Gosling Appreciation Day!
Dear Ted:
I know I'm late to the "Damn, that Ryan Gosling is hot" game—just saw The Notebook for the first time—but I'm totally onboard now. So here are my questions: What movie starring the handsome hunk should I see next, and does he have a Blind Vice? Thanks!
—Late Bloomer
Dear Better Late than Never:
Vice? No, Ry is moniker-free. But his relaysh with Eva Mendes seems to be getting pretty juicy, so who knows what's in store? As for the film recs, check out Crazy, Stupid, Love for some steamy chemistry between Ryan and Emma Stone or Drive for some steamy chemistry between Mr. Gosling and Carey Mulligan.
Dear Ted:
Is it true that Minka Kelly hooked up with Jake Gyllenhaal while she was on a brief split from Derek Jeter?
—MooKinda
Morning Mail: Taylor 'n' Tim Don't Cut It!
Dear Ted:
Are you serious that Taylor Swift fits your description of who Tim Tebow needs: church twice a week, and a virgin? I just can't believe that. I love Taylor, but she's dated a lot of hotties and I find it hard to believe that she hasn't been involved with any of them.
—K
Dear K is For Klose-Minded:
Hey, just because the babe went out with John Mayer doesn't mean she was one of his bed notches. All evidence leads the other way, actually, considering "Dear John," etc. And don't underestimate Taylor's convictions. That's one strong-willed country thing.
Dear Ted:
I am so worried for my team and that it may be corrupted by Vicey-ness, when they really need to focus to get in the play-offs! Do you think Pepper Harthman will end up with a good season, or more painful one?
—C
Afternoon Mail! Blind Vice Edition: What’s the Deal With Carmelita Salami-Climber and Judas Jack-Off?
Dear Ted:
How are things with Carmelita Salami-Climber and her man? Has she realized what a tool he is and dumped him?
—Lyn
Dear No Climbing for Carmelita:
There's certainly been some goss, but Carmelita seems to have reached a conclusion, although I wouldn't count on what exactly it is at the moment—Carmelita lives to surprise everybody, her men most of all.
Dear Ted:
Have you confirmed that Jared Padalecki and Jensen Ackles are not Judas Jack-Off and Dashed Dingle-Dream?
—S
Afternoon Mail! Are Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes a Vice Power Couple?
Dear Ted:
Can you give us any dish on the hunky Ryan Gosling? Does he have any Vices? And what about him and Eva Mendes? She seems completely not for him, but more interested in gaining from his current megawatt popularity. Share something with us pretty please.
—A
Dear Goo-Goo for Gosling:
If you're wondering if they've Viced as a couple yet, that'd be a no, doll. While this pairing may reek of juicy goss, it's all been pretty innocent so far. I'd put good money on these two getting scandalous before they get serious, though.
Dear Ted:
I literally woke up at night thinking about who the hell John Mayer's Vice partner is? I like Jennifer Aniston, so I don't want it to be her. My money is on Jessica Simpson. Do all his exes know he's a Vice star?
—Nico
John Mayer Has Surgery to Heal Vocal Cords
John Mayer—and his famed pipes—are on the mend.
After announcing in September that he had a granuloma (an inflamed nodule or tumor-like mass of tissue) near his vocal cords, the Gravity singer updated fans on his condition Thursday, saying he had surgery to correct the condition.
Caught! John Mayer Rests Vocals, Yaks With iPad!
John Mayer is not disappointing with his latest shenanigans.
As you may have heard, J.M. had to cancel some shows and bump his album release date after an unwelcome mass was found near his vocal chords. And trust, we hope he gets better, 'cause we do love the voice behind that headline-makin' mouth.
But what's the latest Mayer move?
John Mayer Scraps Shows, Delays Album Due to a Mass in His Throat
John Mayer has heavier things to worry about than performing right now.
The singer has canceled his upcoming appearances with Tony Bennett in L.A. and at the iHeartRadio Music Festival in Las Vegas next weekend, revealing today that he has a granuloma—an inflamed nodule or tumor-like mass of tissue—near his vocal cords.
"I know there were people depending on me to be there and I'm sorry that I can't be on those stages," a "bummed" Mayer wrote on Tumblr today.
And that's not the only bad news.
Afternoon Bitch-Back! Is Lindsay Lohan Feeling the Weight of Her Decisions?
Dear Ted:
I'm wondering what your insight would be on what is causing the double chin I'm seeing on Lindsay Lohan. Do you think it's double vodka on the rocks or a Coke on the rocks...hold the ice, hold the glass but yes on the straw? Funny how partying your ass off results in the weight redistributing right to the double chin and bloated face, huh?
—Doubling Down Diva
Dear Dubious Dieter:
You're partially right, babe. Late nights in the club definitely aren't helping LiLo's one-time enviable figure—maybe if she spent more time on the dance floor and less time swimming in the VIP bottle service, but alas. No drugs though, her tush would already be back in court by now if she was snorting anything illegal.
Dear Ted:
Jennifer Lawrence is my absolute fave up-and-coming actress. Any Blind Vice info on my girl? With all the mean comments she has gotten from the teaser trailer, I really wouldn't mind if she had a Vice, something people could actually speculate on instead of her not bad acting skills.
—Fairy Glow







