For all you ladies exhausted of bringing out your boring sexy cat costume every Halloween, good news! Now you can be Olaf, the goofy snowman from Frozen—only sexified.
Yup, that's correct. Sexy Frozen Halloween costumes are now a thing. And it was only a matter of time, really, because everyone knows the two rules of Halloween: Never eat unwrapped candy and anything can be a sexy costume. Anything. Even an animated character voiced by Josh Gad.
Sexy costume purveyor Yandy.com is selling Frozen-themed Halloween costumes, the most traumatizing one being the "Funny Snowman" costume (aka Olaf) consisting of a white leotard, "fingerless glovelettes" and a carrot nose.
Other innocent Frozen characters who got the sexy treatment? Elsa and Anna, of course. There's the Ice Girl costume, featuring a thigh-high slit, the Blue Snow Maiden costume, which is very Dancing With the Stars, and the Norwegian Maiden costume: Fishnets not included.
These sexy Frozen getups will run you close to $90 each, except for the Funny Snowman costume, which you can scoop up for the bargain-bin rate of $36.95. It makes sense this would be the cheap one, though, there's hardly any fabric involved—just a felt carrot nose.
We had hoped that maybe Frozen would stay pure and innocent, but clearly nothing can escape the sexy Halloween costume craze. Sigh.
What are your thoughts on the sexy Frozen outfits?