Steve Granitz/Getty Images• Like you geniuses didn't see this coming. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are secretly already married. Supposedly, he gave her an ultimatum.
• Those crazy British tabs are reporting that Vince Vaughn is planning to dump his fiancée and help Jennifer Aniston raise John Mayer's baby. Oh, you didn't hear? Jen is preggers!
• The first Twilight baby is on its way...and it's not Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson's.
• Ed Westwick wears black boxer briefs. Pattz wears tighty-whities.
• Ashton Kutcher is posing for a one-of-a-kind poster for Rumer Willis' wall. What a guy!
• Kanye West opens up in his blog about his frequent therapy sessions to work on his low self-esteem.
• Dear Readers: Happy April 1. Some of the above items are real and some are false. You'll have to click through and see? Love, Rise 'n' Shine
Jen is looking easy, breezy, beautiful in the Big Picture gallery.