brangelina (66 posts)

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Dear Ted:
In the past week, Gwyneth Paltrow enjoyed a night on the town with Reese Witherspoon as well as dinner with Taylor Swift. Given that both Reese and Taylor have famously dated Jake Gyllenhaal—one of your Blind Vice Superstars—and rumor has it Gwyneth played matchmaker in at least one of those pairings. So I have to ask...is G.P. in the know about Jake's Vice?
—Regan

Dear GOOP for Two:
It's not like Jake's Vice makes him undateable…actually, quite the opposite for someone like Reese. That said, I'd probably trust Gwyney more with tips on making the tastiest free-range organic chicken pot pie or on some Waspy cleanse than with her dating tips. But then again, maybe it's time she find Jakey-poo a new love? What do you think?

Dear Ted:
Oscar actress noms feel so predictable. Play ugly, real-life, or a "worthy" role and get a nom. Not that Viola Davis isn't fab but I'm kinda bummed that my girl-crush Emma Stone is totally neglected (I thought she was the official leading actress in The Help?). You need skill to be a charming, sweet heroine…but that's an Oscar no-go.
—KL

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One of our fave things about awards season? Mucho opportunity to worship Hollywood's finest. And no one steals the red carpet spotlight better than Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.

But the best thing about Brangelina? They're not afraid to call the shots and ignore the typical politics of Tinsel Town.

So, as this exceptional couple continues to cement their status as Hollywood royalty, we had to get the inside scoop from Angie's close friend: How does the world's most beautiful and unmarried couple continue to make it work?

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Dear Ted:
Regarding your search for the new Grace Kelly movie, I don't know how she would look as a blonde, but after seeing her picture at the Marine Corps Ball, I'd like to submit Mila Kunis for the role! Has there ever been a more delicate-looking beauty driven by steely will in the past decade, with obvious talent to boot? She's not blonde, she's not tall, but damn she looked like royalty in that picture. And we both know, being the little Vicer helps one's acting abilities in Hollywood. And let me insist on the fact that if Mila being a Vicer made her popular, it in no way diminished her undeniable talent...unlike some who shall remain unnamed.
—Rita

Dear And the Search Goes On:
I couldn't agree more that Mila's a beauty and a talent, and I'll even argue that her exotic looks and Vicey behavior are what make her such a badass. However, I think the later two are what keep me from buying into your choice.

Dear Ted:
Here's a perfect cast for the Valley of the Dolls remake: Kirstie Alley as Helen Lawson, Lindsay Lohan as Neely O'Hara, Megan Fox as Jennifer North and Minka Kelly as Anne Welles. How is that?
—M

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Dear Ted:
Does Brad Pitt's "adoration" of Jolie have anything to do with his Vice? He doesn't throw her too many adorable looks, if you know what I mean. I guess I've just been assuming that they're holding it together because they're afraid the other one will out their bitchy behavior or tarnish their image. And it would be hard to find someone willing to be a default mother/father for 3,569 children overnight, too. They're not so hot anymore.
—J

Dear Bitch-ay:
Darling, you are highly misinformed regarding the beautiful couple who, by the by, some think are secretly married (I say no). Look, Brad adores Angelina, much more than he did Jennifer Aniston; think closer to how he originally felt about Gywneth Paltrow, another toughie. Brad does not care about Angelina's Vices, period. He cares about their family, end of story. I can also assure you Jolie feels even moreso about Pitt's Vices—it's a nonissue. And I'll even go one further: In the end, I say Brangie's Vicey ways actually help keep them together, not the other way around.

Dear Ted:
Has Nevis Divine ever played a gay character in a movie?
—Cheryl

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Dear Ted:
You're the only one I trust for all things gossip. However, your Brangelina prophecy hasn't panned out. A few years ago, you said that Angelina Jolie would dump Brad Pitt soon, but that hasn't happened. What gives? Keep up the great work!
—E.J.

Dear Brangelina Breakup:
You mean, why hasn't she dumped the only dude who can keep up with her brood and who obeys her every word? Oh wait, I think I just answered your question. Seriously, the guy adores her, still. She adores how he adores their brood. It's still a match made in breeder heaven! Still think it won't last forever, sadly enough. But thanks for the love, doll!

Dear Ted:
I just saw the Jimmy Kimmel video with Taylor Lautner talking about the Twi Moms and Team Taylor panties, and I quite enjoyed it! In the past, I always felt he came across in his interviews as someone who was trying too hard to impress or too polished. But in this interview, there was something very sexy about his mannerisms. Loving the scruff, too! What are your thoughts about the more mature Taylor? Do you think he will eventually surpass Robert Pattinson's likability?
—R

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