Breaking down after the end of her relationship with Ellen DeGeneres in 2000, the actress suffered a car breakdown as well in Fresno, Calif. Scantily clad and disoriented, she knocked on a door and asked to take a shower. When cops arrived, she claimed to be Celestina, half-sister of Christ, here to take us all to heaven in her spaceship. Dehydrated and admittedly on Ecstasy, the actress would later chronicle the tumult in her book, Call Me Crazy. We're happy to, but happier to welcome her back to planet Earth.