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The Oscars were on the shorter side tonight, clocking in at a brief three and a half hours. But if you didn't have 210 minutes of your life to set aside to watch actors give actors awards—or if you just need a quick refresher of everything you just saw—here is everything important that happened at the 2014 Academy Awards in just eight words:

(OK, we cheated. It's eight main words and a few words for clarification, emphasis, etc.)

1. FALLING.

Jennifer Lawrence

(Again.)

2. JOKES.

Oscar Monologue

Julia Roberts thought they were hilarious.

3. SELFIE.

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4. PIZZA.

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Kerry Washington did NOT eat the pizza.

5. LUPITA.

Oscars, Lupita Nyong'o

6. And LAWRENCE.

Jennifer Lawrence GIFs

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(Lupita won, but Jennifer is the human GIF that kept on giving.)

7. FEELS.

Bette Midler

(Alternately: "BETTE." "OZ." "FROZEN." So many feels. All of the feels.)

8. GRAVITY.

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(12 Years a Slave may have won Best, but Gravity won more.)

But seriously: Congrats 12 Years! Congrats, Gravity! And none for American Hustle, bye!