Oprah Winfrey, Bret Michaels, Chelsea Handler

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Oprah Winfrey has scored Bret Michaels' first interview since his traumatic brain hemorrhage. Michaels is completely recovered, his speech is back and he looks great. I had no problem with Bret Michaels or his slut bus, until now. Why you trying to step on my interview, girl? Bret Michaels has been around a long time, and he has never appeared on Oprah. Guess who's had him in her studio not once, but twice? Chelsea Lately. Oprah didn't even let him into the studio...It's all through satellite. I was so worried about Bret that I might have even let him into something else, but not now. I guess I know where I am on the food chain, and it isn't high. I am glad you are all healthy and happy, Bret. I am. But when the press dies down and you need to promote your show that will find you a new girlfriend who can pole dance, the only way you're getting back on this show is if you show Chelsea Lately what's under that bandana, and it better be what I think it is.

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