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Dear Ted:
I am a huge fan of Kristen Stewart and I read your Bitch-Back for Thursday and you mentioned bluntly she hooked up with another castmember of Twilight. Please confirm in plain English that she had sex with another member of the cast. She just seems so innocent and not the type to spread her favors around, and combined with her age, forgive me, but that just seems slutty. Robert Pattinson, Michael Angarano and this unknown person. Don't keep us hanging! Gossip has been thin on the ground lately.
—Sin

Dear Worried Krisbian:
Before you fully get your Twi-panties in a bunch, I wasn't saying Kristen is cheating on Rob. Nor was I saying she was having sex. Hooking up for a young woman can mean a variety of things—clean up your naughty little head, Sin! The point is this has been a long shoot; a lot has happened to everybody, including Kristen. Come on, don't tell me you buy that the chick is Stephenie Meyer's real-life spokesperson for no premarital anything? She has needs, move off it.   

Dear Ted:
That Naya Rivera-Dianna Agron question...I mean really? It's obvious that Dianna's a sweetie; however, you mentioned that Lea Michele, Dianna, Heather Morris and Naya were all sweet except for one, and you constantly mention how Naya's a little shady, so I gotta ask, is she the one that's not as sweet as the rest? Or out of these three other girls, is one of them dirtier than her?
—Mamucha

Dear Dirty Divas:
You've pretty much nailed it, but I would say that the Glee gal who is expected to be the biggest diva, def isn't. They all (guys, included) have something to hide—some more than others.

Dear Ted:
I'm not surprised Kristen has hooked up with someone besides Rob on set. Twi-fans who act like that's the end of the world need a huge reality check. Robsten are hot together, yes, but it's not like they're actually Edward and Bella. So here's my question: Is Kristen's non-Rob hookup a part of her B.V.?
—h

Dear Nonsten:
Tell all those Robsten fans out there, would ya? Edward and Bella are (obviously) a dream couple, but maybe that's starting to take a toll on the real-life couple? To tell you the truth, I'm surprised they've endured all the scrutinizing as well as they have—for as long as they have.

Dear Ted:
 What's up with Chord Overstreet form Glee? All recent reports about him are really sickening. First he is hooking up with bad girl Naya Rivera, then he tries to chat up It girls Mila Kunis and Jennifer Lawrence (with her new smokin' squeeze right there). I really think this guy is fame hungry and is trying to nab the press' attention any way he can. Kinda sad, given he is so talented and really hot. Which got me thinking, we are always assuming the troublemaking divas on the Glee set are the girls. Any chance the boys are the drama queens on this naughty set?
—mariela10monegro

Dear Fat Chance:
Those dudes know how to get down with their divafied selves, believe you me. Chord is just playing the field. Let him do his thing and we'll just wait and see which babe falls into his trap. But if it ain't Naya, then we hope he's got insurance and that his car is in some underground garage.

Dear Ted:
Has King Schlong ever done any voice-over work? As always, you know I love you, although the boards are becoming very sticky wickets. Civility, anyone?
—Kate

Dear Speaking of Schlong:
Nope. He's way more into showing of that precious face of his, along with some other assets. Oh, and thanks for the love, hon!

Dear Ted:
Everyone always seems so concerned about Nikki Reed and Robert Pattinson's past relationship. I think it may have been a Kristen-Nikki romantic connection that put the tension into the triad. Am I warm?
—kristenmfay

Dear Threesome:
I love the way you think. Wish I could say you were real warm, but I don't think Nikki was as big a fan of K.Stew in the beginning as she was the Brit beau who is now Kristen's. Still, who's to say these three haven't really connected?

Dear Ted:
This is my third attempt without success, so allow me to pare everything else away from the question and just ask it simply (because I'm dying to know). What, if anything, is going on between Michael C. Hall and Julia Stiles?
—mooncalled2

Dear Dexter Loving:
It was rumored that Hall divorced his wifey Jennifer Carpenter because of the close relationship he had with costar Julia Stiles on and off the set of Dexter. Everyone involved has strongly denied this gossip. But look, the dude just underwent treatment for Hodgkin's lymphoma. He has more serious stuff to deal with. And don't forget that kind of trauma can strain any relationship.

Dear Ted:
I am a huge fan of your site and recently got a few of my girlfriends addicted as well. We love to gab about the Blind Vices especially. There's one problem though...Jessica Simpson seems to be their top guess for every recent Blind! I've been telling them she can't be because she's already got a B.V. name from years past, but I think they will only believe it if it comes from you. Could you clear this up for the newbies?
—lisasemanick

Dear Jess Guessing:
Listen up, newbies. Jessica is one secretive little starlet, and she loves to get down, but she can't be every friggin' Vice. Only one—and, yes, from a few years ago. And since that no-name BF of hers put a ring on it, I'm thinking she'll become a bore just like him.

Dear Ted:
My question is about Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake. Justin will only say that "something really bad happened," but what was the real reason they broke up? If you can't answer because of legal reasons (which I completely understand), can you at least tell me if most of Hollywood knows the reason? Hugs and kisses to your precious pooches!
—MakeupJunkie1282

Dear Too Random:
What's with everyone still crying about these two? Is Jessica Biel just not enough? Justin and Brit are over, for good. The puppy love just died, and I doubt there is anything more to it. Well, unless it's true that she found another pup to fall in love with back then, as the rumor goes. Either way, we don't care anymore and neither should you. Margo and Charlie send smooches back!

Dear Ted:
Is there any truth to the rumor that Keanu Reeves is dating Charlize Theron? How busy is he now? Has he ever been a B.V.?
—Keith.Langdon

Dear Old News:
I remember there were definitely some rumors buzzing about these two locking lips back in May, but since then there really hasn't been much hype. Guessing it's because no one wants to truly believe she's getting down with Keanu. And yes, Keanu was a salivating Vice that would make your nostrils and eyes literally pop!

Dear Ted:
I think it is completely unfair that there is a double standard for women who want to protect their child. The post regarding Halley Berry and her ex seems somewhat biased since your post made it seem as if she was crazy and out to get Garbiel. If she is, however, then that is completely different and she should be called out on her BS. Then again, I highly doubt that either of them is going out of their way to post those awful messages about each other. Maybe her ex is not the best father, after all, he did date Kim Kardashian. As much as you may like her I wouldn't want my child anywhere near her, either.
—d0li

Dear Not So Berrified:
I think Halle could be one stern, serious broad, especially if her daughter's welfare is the cause of that anger. Whether it's her fault or his doesn't really matter. What never fails to amaze me in these horrific tabloid wars (Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger, Kelsey and Camille Grammer) is the example you're setting for your kids. Yeah, maybe, they're too young to fully understand now, but a) children aren't dumb and b) those insults are permanent and online for their children to read about for eternity. It's not exactly helping them learn how to have healthy relationships when their time comes. In fact, just the opposite.