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Selena Gomez, Reese Witherspoon, Heidi Klum

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We'd like to personally thank Selena Gomez, Reese Witherspoon and Heidi Klum for giving new meaning to the worst day of the week. All three celebs decided to give themselves a little pick-me-up by showing off their lovely lady lumps.

We expect this sort of double D display from The Project Runway host (they don't call her "The Body" for nothing), but it's nice to see a former Disney star and current mother-of-three bringing their A-game (or is it more like a 34B and 36C game? We can't quite tell...).

Her boobs may be the best, but we can't get behind Heidi's dirt-colored dress. The Michael Kors design belongs on an African Safari, if anywhere.

The Getaway star attempts to wow in a sexy winter white Max Azria jumpsuit, but the slouchy style just makes her look like a little girl playing in Mommy's big clothes.

And so we're left with the Wild actress in this tangerine Roland Mouret cocktail frock. The color is a tad Miami beach circa 1995, but the shape on her slim figure is making us forget that fact.

Whose ta-tas take the cake in your book?