"At @NobuMalibu on a perfect night"
"When they delay your flight they should give everyone hot dogs and popcorns. Those make me happy"
"Here is how @dmaurio and I show Friday night excitement"
"Watch me on @GoodDayChicago!!"
"Bout to race this b*tches!! Think I'm gonna win?! #Chicago @WGNMorningNews"
"Finally. #drunkhistory"
"Here at @WGNMorningNews and nobody is here. I think they forgot about me"
"Bout to eat!! #HashHouseAGoGo Chicago baby!"
"Me trying to eavesdrop on a conversation in first class"
"I'm still full from dinner last night at @parisclubchi. Hello ladies!"
"Got nabbed by a bike cop driving with my cell phone. :("
"Packed myself for Chicago, bitches! Saving money and flying Luggage Class. @ChiLaughFactory"
"@Evan_P_Grant I dropped my own name and made it into the Admirals Club."
"Nice to meet u! RT @SanJoYouKnow: 4th of July from #Montauk! Here's Kristen & I w/ @sarahcolonna and @chrisfranjola!"
"Happy Fourth. #america"
"Hanging out @UniStudios about to get my Transformers on!"
"Happy birthday, 'Murrica! #USA"
"Jump on my wagon of fun. Happy 4th"
"Surf Lodge-Montauk Long Island. The End."
"Look who knocked on my door and said, "Murrica!" @jake_wolf"
"Good Bye Montauk-Hello Chicago. Zanies.com for tickets"
"Clown propaganda"
"Nice to meet you girls! #WPS RT @lhughie: @sarahcolonna on Dickson!! @caitlinm6000 @regandcarp @LindseyBrunner"
"Having a sample of "drinking chocolate" at Cacao and it is ridiculous."