"MY AGENTS SENT ME CUPCAKES BECAUSE THEY WANT ME TO DIE."
"On my tombstone it can read 'Wife, mother, Star Magazine Scene Stealer'"
"I met this guy on farmer'sonly.com"
"Cloudy with a chance of meatballs"
"Try to guess which of my coworkers left this note on my desk @JenKirkman"
"Breaking up is hard to do."
"With my Mexican homie @ABQuintanilla3 at the Mexican billboard awards"
"Bad Mother shucker"
"Who wants a ride from Captain Chuy?"
"This is happening in my office right now. @ryanbasford auditioning for a role"
"Two brothers at work"
"In case you missed it on the show the other day, I dressed up as this hot Latina"
"Perhaps you thought I would suck a paddleboarding. Think again. Never fell."
"We're back"
"My friend @dmaurio share a touching male moment with @fortunefunny"
"I love owning a restaurant. I get all the food I want #ChuyBravosTaqueria #LaMixteca"
"Pizza is my happy place... #TBT to last Thursday"
"Baller Alert"
"Got my ice cream! Thanks for the delivery @Uber_LA"
"Three Amigos #Chicago #LaughFactory #MustacheComedyFiesta"
"I'm finding DC to be very welcoming. They rolled out the rainbow for me."
"at the taping of @krisjenner new talk show! It is so good! Catch it on Fox this Monday"
"Little nugget diet coke & Cantinflas shirt. Like a boss"
"And this is how I take a nap."