"A blurry picture of me on a tree swing, because why not? I'm an adult or whatever."
"Nugget mignon"
"Today is my birthday and I'm giving you all this gift on tonight's Chelsea Lately!"
"It's a little cloudy out but we're still happy on the beach. #Montauk2013 @chrisfranjola"
"Date night with my sweetie..!"
"I am on an all new and very ridiculous episode of Chelsea Lately tonight. July 3rd at 11pm on E!"
"Ballin' at the Disneyland parade."
"Whitney and me at the rain room in NYC. Whitney obviously urinated and the whole exhibit shut down"
"I ran into a really scary guy with a crazy tattoo then realized it was @toddglass. Still scared."
"Hey @chrisfranjola, we're on our way. My new big hat is beach ready. @joannaross33"
"On my way to Oakland w/ my boy @jake_wolf."
"Train to Montauk. Thanks for the new beach hat @ohshootitsdan! #Angels (remembered pic this time)"
"I'm on an all new @chelsealately tonight with these two"
"I love tushy!"
"How cute r we @helloross @diablocody “@HollywoodLife: Check out @chelsealately star @HeatherMcDonald who had a BDAY"
"#hernandezing is the new thing. I only kiss people to death though"
"Gettin' my country breakfast on."
"Sober. (Not really)"
"HELLO RT @joshwolfcomedy: @redbaby805 I demand a recount. Where's @ChrisFranjola?"
"Hey @enrique305 what are you looking at?!"
"Pic of tonight's @chelsealately roundtable w/ @julezmac @Gary_Valentine and me. I'm not gonna make a balls joke."
"Hanging at the @mlbfancave with @iblogbetter and @ohshootitsdan #Angels"
"Just four girls from the 90's. NBD. RT “@sarahcolonna: What?"
"Sake with @joannaross33 in NYC. Happiness."