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"I discovered Kara. We wrote...our first song together that went multiplatinum all over the world. Then I...convinced her, a total stranger, to give two weeks' notice at her job, and I moved her into my home in L.A. So no one at Idol even...knew that, and Simon is so pissed off because we're laughing the whole time!"
—Paula Abdul, half delirious with slurs and pauses, gushing s l o w l y about how she is a fan of new judge Kara DioGuardi. We'd love to get Kar's take on this whole BFF biz, 'cause somehow we just don't see it