But alas, you two have been knocked out of the No. 1 spot because Avengers: Age of Ultron (henceforth known as Avengers 2 so we don't have to type out that entire title) has started filming, and we would give up both our legs to hang out this cast. Yes, we'd be legless, but we'd be happy!
Robert Downey Jr. shared the above photo of the Avengers cast having dinner while filming the sequel in England. We spy RDJ, Chris Hemsworth, Samuel L. Jackson and director Joss Whedon. So, basically our dream celeb dinner.
Since we haven't been this obsessed with a collection of stars since the cast of X-Men: Days of Future Past was announced, here is our ode to the Avengers cast and their high hangout factor. We're also writing this because we hope that Joss will see this and fly us out to spend a day on the set and maybe give us a background role or cast us as a new superhero that has badass powers and saves the day and then has a love scene with Hawkeye and Thor, no pressure, we're just spitballing.
What would we do if we got the chance to assemble with the Avengers cast? Glad you asked:
Mark Ruffalo, Paparazzi
Hulk take photo! Hulk no care about spoilers! Hulk post whatever he wants! And we love him for it. When he's around, he can document every moment of our Avengers hangout session. Also he's total science bros with Robert, and we want to witness the bro magic. The "bragic," if you will.
Cobie Smulders, HIMYM Venter
Cobie Smulders is hot and damn talented and full disclosure: We think she'll have the most big screen success out of the How I Met Your Mother gang. So not only is she just a cool chick to be around, but we can talk about the finale of How I Met Your Mother and really get some stuff off our chest. Like, how in the "Time Travelers" episode is Barney wearing a wedding ring 20 years into the future? Did he marry someone after divorcing Robin? We need answers, Cobie! And also, how are you that pretty?
Robert Downey Jr., Snarker
We could sit in a corner all day with RDJ and just snark on everyone and anyone. Sure, it would be exhausting keeping up with his quips, but we would enjoy every second of it.
Chris Hemsworth, Muscle Gropee and Accent Avenger
Don't judge us for treating Chris like a piece of meat. This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity and we are going to feel his arm muscles, damn it! But we're also going to talk to him, because we know he's more than just a dreamboat. We want to hear his thoughts on politics, art, the latest development in...fine, we're only talking to him so we can hear his accent. Get off our back.
Scarlett Johansson, Holding Her Own
Poor, ScarJo. Wait, she hates being called that. Don't tell her we wrote that. Oh, we can backspace. Crap, it's too late! No going back now. Anyway, Scarlett was the only woman constantly surrounded by men in the first Avengers, so we know she has amazing stories about those dudes. Plus, we know she can hold her own among the other heroes, so please teach us your cool girl ways, Scarlett.
Samuel L. Jackson, Cool Presence
We will automatically look cooler just standing near him. So we'll just spend a couple hours tracking his whereabouts so we can nonchalantly lean up against a wall in his vicinity and try and look casual. Mark Ruffalo will take some photos. Done.
Jeremy Renner, Butt Star
The real star of the first Avengers was Hawkeye's butt in that uniform. We will do our best to make sure that remains the same in Avengers 2. We're all about consistency. Look for our names in the credits as "Mr. Renner's Butt Consistency Checker." Also known as doing God's work.
Chris Evans, Brooding Hottie
He insists he's not retiring from acting despite that article where he kind of hints at it, but we know Chris Evans has a lot more going on inside that head besides "Throw shield, flex, repeat." What makes you tick, Chris? How often do you and Chris Hemsworth get together and have a hot Chris-off? Is it more than twice a day? Please say it's more than twice a day.
Joss Whedon, Joss Whedon-er
There is not enough Internet space to hold all the reasons why we just want to spend one day with Mr. Whedon. He doesn't even have to talk to us, we just want to be near him. We just want to breathe the same air as him. Before the restraining order kicks in, no doubt.
See? We've got our one day of Avengers hang all figured out.
Who is your favorite Avenger? And what would you do if you could spend one day with the cast? Keep it clean, folks. Or not. We're not judging anyone here.