First of all, Tori Spelling says that never thought that anyone would ever actually want to watch Donna Martin gettin' down.
"I thought it was just my husband who says that!" she laughed when E! News' Catt Sadler pointed out that there were probably a lot of Beverly Hills, 90210 fans who'd be interested in watching Donna do the deed.
"I told the story in the book and I never in a million years thought that people would pull out, 'Oh my gosh, Tori Spelling made a sex tape!'" she told Catt in an interview this week, discussing her jam-packed new memoir, Spelling It Like It Is, and what happened to be one of the very first revelations that caught people's attention.
"'Cause I don't even think of me that way," Spelling explained. "I don't think anyone would ever be like, 'Wanna see that!' I'm a mom of four! At night we're in bed by 9:00, watching TV."
Well, sometimes people want to see it to believe it...
But Spelling also clarified that, while it made for perfect book fodder, she and her "costar," hubby Dean McDermott, never wanted anyone to actually watch them have sex.
"I'm basically telling a story about the friend that kind of surprised us—we thought they were a friend—and they went and took some personal things off our computer," she revealed.
"I call it a 'sex tape' because my husband and I did have that moment where we filmed an intimate thing. I don't know, it's not a," Spelling lowered her voice, "sex tape."
"It's a 'moment tape,'" she added, sounding perkier.
As for the rumors that she's "entertaining offers" to make another tape for profit, Spelling has heard them the same way that anyone else has heard them.
"I've read it, just like everyone else. That's crazy," she said. "I don't know of any offers, but I've read it online."
"What's more hurtful," she added, "I've read that I'm entertaining these offers...They can write whatever they want, but when it starts to interfere—because I'm a mom, that's taking it too far. I wrote one little thing in a book, but saying that I'm entertaining offers and that I would ever put that out there for the public...It's false."
Watch more from Catt's interview with Tori on E! News tonight at 7 p.m. & 11:30 p.m.— and catch Tori tomorrow on Hello Ross at 10 p.m., only on E!