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Everything You Need to Know About Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop Garden Party in the Hamptons

Gwyneth Paltrow celebrated Goop's first "capsule collection" with Stella McCartney by throwing an English Garden Party in the Hamptons. Because of course it was in the Hamptons.

"Lawn games, English snacks and drinks, and more with family and friends," the all-powerful Goddess of Goop explains in the YouTube description of this video she uploaded, a compensation prize for you since you weren't invited.

There ain't no party like a Gwyneth Paltrow Goop garden party, so we've rounded up the best moments. (Spoiler alert: All the moments are the best moments.)

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If we could only tell you one thing about Goop's garden party it would be that Gwyneth Paltrow danced with her mother, the incomperable Blythe Danner. And this is what Gwyneth Paltrow looks like when she dances:

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Also, we wish Blythe Danner were our mom.

(Sorry 'bout it to our real moms.)

But we can tell you more than one thing. So, since we're already talking about mothers, Gwyneth Paltrow is a sort of stage mother of garden party performances: 

Gwyneth's GOOP Party GIF

Not in a bad, Dance Moms way. She's just really, really supportive of her children and their art.

Gwyneth's GOOP Party GIF

And, being that it was a Gwyneth Paltrow Goop garden party, the event was very A-List.

Naomi Watts just really loves playing badminton.

Gwyneth's GOOP Party GIF

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Sarah Jessica Parker was there, laughing.

Gwyneth's GOOP Party GIF

Rachel Zoe was there too, laughing, maybe because she dressed her son up as the fifth member of Mumford & Sons.

Gwyneth's GOOP Party GIF

(Her son, on the other hand, was not laughing.)

Gwyneth Paltrow was laughing too, maybe because Cameron Diaz told a hilarious joke, or maybe the joke wasn't really funny but Gwyneth Paltrow will laugh at your jokes anyway because she's a good friend, babe.

Gwyneth's GOOP Party GIF

Cameron Diaz did shots.

Gwyneth's GOOP Party GIF

And held other people's kids.

Gwyneth's GOOP Party GIF

(That's Stella McCartney's daughter Reiley.)

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Gwyneth Paltrow's husband, Chris Martin, was also in attendance, being too cute.

Gwyneth's GOOP Party GIF

And Paul McCartney is the joker of the group who tries to turn every picture into a "funny face" picture.

Gwyneth's GOOP Party GIF

Oh and Gwyneth Paltrow kissed Stella McCartney.

Gwyneth's GOOP Party GIF

But who cares, because...

Blythe Danner!

Gwyneth's GOOP Party GIF

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