We're talking about what these A-listers and more have to say about the paparazzi and the tabloid press in $ellebrity, a documentary about celebrity culture that premiered at South by Southwest in March.
You can now check out some of the highlights in the doc's just-released first official trailer.
Directed by celebrity photographer Kevin Mazur, the flick also includes in-depth chats with Salma Hayek Pinault, Sheryl Crow, Kid Rock, various academics and even some of the business' most notorious paps.
Crow talks about how her breakup with Lance Armstrong was handled while she battled breast cancer. Parker recalls photographers running after her on the streets of New York, while Lopez and Marc Anthony remember the helicopters hovering over their wedding.
Alec Baldwin isn't in the doc, but he'd be perfect to host a screening.
Even if it means showing up with a white blanket over his head.