Is it just us, or was the entire week one, big birth announcement?
Yes, but plenty of other stuff happened, too. And it's all here...
SCARY PLACE: Heather Locklear is in the care of her family after spending a night in the hospital following a frantic 911 call made by her sister, who said she feared for the actress' life.
The SIBLINGS K: There have probably been times when every Kardashian has wished she (or he) wasn't a Kardashian. But Khloé Kardashian Odom is one whether she likes it or not—and of all the stories she's had to fire back at in her life, the rumor that Robert Kardashian isn't her biological father may have been the most frustrating one yet.
BLUE MOOD: Katy Perry wasn't around to collect her five People's Choice Awards because she may literally have been busy washing her hair (or moving). The first pic of her pubbed since her split shows the lovelorn pop princess sporting bright blue hair. With Katy not there to collect, Betty White, Emma Stone and host Kaley Cuoco were belles of the ball.
HAIR APPARENT: Justin Bieber's Trump poof, Robert Pattinson's criminally short buzz, Dakota Fanning's pink streaks, Ke$ha's partial shave, Selena Gomez's purple and blue 'do and Michelle Williams' red crop.
SHAVEN AND SHORN: Continuing the makeover trend, Ashton Kutcher was sporting short hair and a refreshingly smooth face at TCA. But he was fiddling with something on his left ring finger, so when he was talking about the future of Two and a Half Men and telling the moral of his Twitter story, we... Hey, was that his wedding ring?!
PEEKABOOB: AnnaLynne McCord accidentally tweeted a topless pic to a pal in an innocent attempt to show off a new necklace. The only thing the 90210 star regrets is being human, like these five other tweet-peekers.
ROYAL WAILING: Kate Middleton got misty-eyed on her 30th birthday, though presumably they were tears of nothing-but-sheer-unbridled-happiness. And she looked rahther stunning at the War Horse premiere in London, don't you think?
RING WORM: Sources were confirming right and left that Halle Berry and Olivier Martinez are engaged, and Kylie Minogue was going with the flow and congratulating them, but now the provenance of the so-called engagement ring is coming into question—by the jewelers themselves!
TV LAND: Jimmy Fallon makes a play on Tim Tebow-meets-David Bowie...Exclusive Gossip Girl scoop from Ed Westwick... Skechers is amiably going with a French bulldog instead of Kim Kardashian in this year's Super Bowl ad...Tina Fey and Questlove bury the hatchet and the hoagie...Will Smith will host the Kids' Choice Awards...Sean Bean slips into a dress for new BBC series Accused...Jennifer Aniston and Demi Moore nominated for DGA Awards...ER producer John Wells received a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame...Get yer recaps of Jersey Shore, Grey's Anatomy, Project Runway All Stars, One Tree Hill, Teen Mom 2, The Bachelor, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and Kourtney & Kim Take New York...SPOILER ZONE!
SCREEN PLAY: The National Society of Film Critics is a Melancholia bunch...David Fincher among DGA Award nominees...Angelina Jolie's directorial debut took an emotional toll on her...Chris Hemsworth is a nominee for BAFTA's Rising Star Award...Avatar sequel delayed till at least 2016...Amanda Seyfried's ready to get naked for Lovelace...Lindsay Lohan in talks to play Elizabeth Taylor...Kim Novak accuses The Artist of very bad things...Watch trailers for Jon Hamm and Kristen Wiig in Friends With Kids, Miley Cyrus in LOL...Read reviews of Joyful Noise and Contraband.
CRITICS' CHOICE: George Clooney truly was the man of the hour at the 17th Annual Critics' Choice Movie Awards, which also made winners of The Help and The Artist. Heck, Clooney was man of the hour before he even got there!
MUSICAL NOTES: Madonna has noticed the, er, similarities between "Express Yourself" and "Born This Way"...Adele plans to sing at Brit Awards...Lil Wayne's next project a book about his time in prison...Watch Van Halen's new "Tattoo" video...Radiohead and the Black Keys among the headliners at 2012 Coachella.
LAW & DISORDER: Lindsay Lohan's day in court next week should go smoothly, which is good because she was sued by a paparazzo and owes the IRS...Jerry Maguire inspiration, sports agent Leigh Steinberg, files for bankruptcy...Gary Dourdan cuts a deal, drug case goes away...Jenelle Evans accused of harassment as she accuses someone else of cyberstalking...Arrest warrant out for Griffin O'Neal...Brittany Murphy's father wants her cause of death reinvestigated...Gone-viral Casey Anthony parts ways with longtime attorney Jose Baez...Detectives still concluding that Natalie Wood's death was an accident...Kirsten Dunst secured a permanent restraining order against French fan...Snoop Dogg busted for pot possession (yes, that's new news).
HOSPITAL CORNER: Nick Cannon is home from the hospital after successfully being treated for kidney failure...Gene Hackman is going to be fine but had to be airlifted to the hospital after a car hit him while he was bike-riding in the Florida Keys...Red Hot Chili Peppers tour delayed as Anthony Kiedis recovers from foot surgery...Toni Braxton hospitalized with lupus flareup...Kim Richards has left rehab...Black Sabbath guitarist Tony Iommi battling lymphoma.
FASHION FRENZY: The more naked Katie Holmes gets, the more the H. Stern jewelry stands out...Kristen Stewart will be the face of Balenciaga's newest fragrance...Matel comes up with Twilight Barbie dolls...Gwyneth Paltrow is understandable classy in new Coach ads...Lea Michele named Candies' latest spokeswoman...Noel Gallagher's 11-year-old daughter, Anaïs, has signed with Britain's Select Model Management...Kim Kardashian did retroglam for her True Reflection fragrance... Kate Winslet is stunning in St. John...Lindsay Lohan steamed up the lens for Philip Plein's new campain, and French Connection U.K. sure thinks she's still got it.