beyonce (102 posts)
Why Does Beyoncé's Baby Need a (TM) After Her Name?
Why would Beyoncé trademark her baby's name? Are we about to see an onslaught of Blue Ivy products?
—Squawk, via the inbox
Well, the baby already has a spot in music history thanks to her debut on Billboard, so would a line of Blue Ivy binkies and booties really shock you—binkies and booties decked out in, well, blue ivy? Here's what I can tell you ...
Beyoncé, Jay-Z Move to Trademark Baby Blue Ivy's Name
Wondering what kind of parents Beyoncé and Jay-Z are? Helicopter? Free spirits? Disciplinarians? Try overprotective.
At least when it comes to ownership of daughter Blue Ivy's name.
Why? Well, the proud mom and dad hadn't even spent three weeks in their doting new roles before they saw fit to file paperwork with the U.S. Patent and Trademark office seeking to protect the good (and potentially lucrative) name of their baby girl.
Hey, if you like it, then you shoulda put a trademark on it.
Beyoncé Steps Out Again in NYC—Check Out the Hot Mama!
Beyoncé has apparently found a good babysitter for baby Blue Ivy.
Just a day after the "Love on Top" songbird made her postnatal debut by joining hubby Jay-Z for the opening night of his Carnegie Hall benefit concerts, Beyoncé stepped out again in New York City in a sequin-embellished Monique Lhullier cocktail dress.
So, where was the superstar chanteuse headed this time?
Dance-Off! Watch Ashley Tisdale Take on Vanessa Hudgens in Booty-Shaking Beyoncé Battle
Now this is what we call dancing with the stars.
BFFs Ashley Tisdale and Vanessa Hudgens proved just who runs the world (at least in the corner of the world that contains the dance studio in which they were getting down) this week, with the Tis posting a video of their dance class dance-off—to Beyoncé's ever-groovable "Run the World (Girls)"—for your viewing pleasure.
Who knew High School Musical provided this kind of dance education?
So True? So False? Beyoncé Offered an X Factor Judging Gig for How Much?!
It looks like Mariah Carey's name now hangs in the air of possible X Factor replacements along with another soulful singin' diva.
Reports claim Simon Cowell is gunning for Beyoncé, so much so that he has even offered the artist a whopping—wait for it—$500 million to join the show as a judge.
Yes, you read that right.
There's no question that Bey-Bey would be a perfect addition to the show, but that's a whole lotta zeroes, people, so we had to find out if this business deal is really in the works, and it turns out that this expensive offer is...
Afternoon Mail! Where's Nelly Been Fanging Around? Plus More Blind Vice Updates!
Dear Ted:
You dished on a heap of Blind Vices but no update on the deliciously naughty Nelly Fang? I love you but please give your readers a little bit of gossip on his shenanigans...k?
—IkeaLover
Dear Fanging Around:
Nelly's been laying rather low, but it's been far too long since we've seen the fangtastic hunk on the prowl. In other words, except some new shenanigans, very soon.
Dear Ted:
Pease do tell: What's Chiquita been up to these days?
—A
Jay-Z Hits the Club—Without Beyoncé—for First Time Since Blue Ivy's Birth
Diapers to Dom? No prob for Jay-Z!
The rapper made his first post-Blue Ivy appearance tonight at the grand reopening of his 40/40 club in New York City.
While Jay passed on the press line, we did get a chance to tell him congratulations on his and Beyoncé's latest and greatest coproduction.
"Thank you," he answered with that new dad grin.
Beyoncé didn't make it out (we'll have to wait to see her undoubtedly amazing post-baby bod!) and presumably stayed home with baby Blue.
But does she need to worry about her hubby's behavior in the club when she's not there?
Scientists Name a Fly After Beyoncé—Can She Make Them Change It?
Sara Jaye Weiss/StarTraksPhoto.com; Bryan Lessard/Commonwealth Scientific and Industrial Research Organization
Beyoncé has had an insect named after her. Could she contest that decision and make the scientists rename it?
—Robert P. via Facebook
You speak of a newly discovered horse fly with—and I swear I am not making this up—a golden butt.
The fly has golden hairs on its hindquarters. And because of that glowing rear, yes, scientists have named the fresh fly after Beyoncé.
Are you ready for this? It's called:
Afternoon Mail! Did Blind Vice Stars Attend the Golden Globes?!
Dear Ted:
Ted, I have two questions on Topher Hairy-Tuchus: has he ever been married? And was he at last night's Golden Globes?
—Lyn
Dear Toph Tying The Knot:
Yep, dude was married once before but only for a short time. As for the Globes? We doubt Toph would miss that kind of opportunity to show-off his sexiness!
Dear Ted:
Are Topher Hairy-Tuchus and King Schlong friends? Do they hook up with each other? In your so humble opinion, how hot would that hook up be? Thanks for the gossip!
—Angela
Morning Mail: Will Jake and Reese Have an Extra Awkward Golden Globes Encounter?
Dear Ted:
Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon are both presenting at the Golden Globes this year? Can we expect a run in between the two exes?
—MooKinda
Dear Ex Wars:
A run-in? Definitely possible. But an awkward Brangelina-Jennifer Aniston-esque encounter? Don't count on it. Reese is happily married and beyond over her relaysh with Jake. Besides, the two were far less serious than everyone presumed.
Dear Ted:
I'm really worried that Brad Pitt will win at award season this year, because he really doesn't deserve to, there were much better performances, Michael Shannon, anyone? But I believe it is manipulated and Brangelina are corrupt anyway, so I can see him walking away with the Oscar and I don't like it. It's like school when the popular kids get away with everything (style over substance) and even Clooney keeps mentioning him during speeches when there's no need, why the desperation for Pitt to win? So I want to know in your humble insider opinion do you really think Brad will win or it will be George Clooney or Jean Dujardin and any others who are far superior actors?
—gangstakid







