Is Britney Spears Strippa Rip-ya? I just read reports that her sleazy-looking boyfriend is beating her.
Dear Nice Shot:
Man, is everyone jumping the gun with these recent reports about Brit getting the beat down from her agent-turned-bf Jason Trawick Her camp calls the tale total fiction—didn't you hear?—and plans to take legal action. Come on now, Star reports then Radar follows with supposed audio of Britney spilling the beans to her ex-husband (of 55 hours) Jason Alexander. That voice is believable (even though it's not), but we'll just sit back and continue to watch those reps shut this one down all the same. As for Brit having shady personal moments? Sure. But being Strippa Rip-ya, that's a no. Not a bad guess, though. Still, this whole Star story ain't happening.
Instead of outing Eva Longoria's Blind Vice, I think you should seriously consider revealing 50 Cent's Blind Vice. He's been doing the world a whole lot more bad than good lately with his homophobic comments—which surely doesn't help with the African-American community's general homophobia—and his ego definitely needs to be taken down a few notches, no matter how scandalous his Vice may be. Every time a big, influential celebrity like 50 Cent insults the gay community, handfuls of gay people go back further in the closet. His reveal would be incredibly beneficial to, well, everyone! Please consider it!