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Dear Ted:
God has decided that we had been tortured enough. I am so happy I could cry. I know you and I disagree about Taylor Swift. But I honestly would have rather had the corpse of Walter Matthau being lip synched in by Terry Fator as Eponine over Swifty. She simply isn't Eponine. Cosette? Oh hell yes. Would have made a decent Cosette. Do not make me come over there to explain this to you again. I have had a terrible seven days. So this is somewhat helpful. This chick did a great job at the 25th anniversary concert and was very believable opposite Nick Jonas. Enough said. All my love.
—Kate

Dear Swiftly Gone:
Hmmm, some harsh words you have for T.Swift, babe. Thing is, Tay's already proved to the world she's got talent for days (gal's been named Entertainer of the Year twice at the CMA awards), but obviously someone thinks Samantha Barks can do Eponine better. Still too soon to say how Ms. Barks will fair in her big screen break, but in the meantime, we suggest you take a stab at writing a song—always works for Tay when she has some built-up anger!   

Dear Ted:
OMG Kristen Stewart is soooo unique! What a rebel! I've never seen a young hipster girl flip anyone off!
—Nerdita

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Dear Ted:
The photo of George Clooney and Stacy Keibler in the white dress at the Critics' Choice Awards must have set off 1,000 wedding rumors! Intentional on her part? What say you oh wise one? And good god, Ted! Was it my imagination, or did Clooney actually make a reference to the size of Michael Fassbender's member at the Golden Globes?
—Jessica and Como

Dear Wedding Gowns and Groin Grumbles:
Slow the marriage train, J&C, because while these two certainly seem to be having fun (and why wouldn't they be?), neither is ready to commit to a lifetime just yet. That's right, even Stacy isn't itching to tie the knot at the moment. As for Georgey name-checking Fassy's junk? Yep, that happened all right. Fabulous, no?

Dear Ted:
Two more post-Globes questions for you. Do Julie Bowen and Sofia Vergara get along? How about Angelina Jolie and George Clooney? Neither pair looked too happy with each other. Thanks!
—Jen

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There's at least one (rumored) bride-to-be that isn't ready to show off the bling.

Because even though Justin Timberlake's grandma confirmed that J.T. was indeed ready to tie the knot to longtime on-and-off GF Jessica Biel, Jess hit the red carpet solo last night for the W Magazine Best Performances Issue and Golden Globe Awards celebration at the Chateau Marmont in West Hollywood.

So was Jess sporting some serious bling on her ring finger?!

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"Every year I think, ‘We've kinda done it.' Every year I think ‘Wow, that was better than last year. These story lines and these scenes and the cast…I don't think they could get any better.' "

So says Kristin Bauer—who plays scene stealing vamp-extraordinaire Pam on True Blood—when we asked what's to come for the fangtastic HBO show. "And that's how I feel about [season] five," K.B. told us from the set.

So what sort of outrageous things will Pam say this season? And what's it like for the gal to work with Alexander Skarsgård now that he's a big, huge movie star?

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Dear Ted:
Is it just me or is there something off about the Timberlake-Biel engagement announcement?
—MooKinda

Dear The Timber Family Tree:
What announcement? All that's gone around so far is sources saying Justin Timberlake put a ring on it, but nothing official from J.T. or alleged fiancée Jessica Biel (or either's camp, for the record, who "know nothing"). Tho, the fact that Grannie Sadie is apparently blabbing the two are engaged seems to give it a little more credibility… All feels kinda anti-climatic, or are we missing something?

Dear Ted:
Alexander Skarsgård used to get papped all the time, but there hasn't been a single paparazzi photo of him since October. There's been one photo from the True Blood set, and that was a month ago—it's like he dropped off the face of the Earth. Is it because Kate Bosworth is no longer calling paparazzi on him? Is he too busy sexing all the single ladies in L.A.? I need my A.Skars fix!!
—V

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If you haven't caught on yet, here's the CliffsNotes version: We're so filled with the cheer of the holiday season that we decided to think back on (only!) 99 of the many, many reasons that we still love this crazy town we call home.

So yesterday we boasted about how much we adore Adele and American Horror Story's Zachary Quinto, got way jealous over Jennifer Aniston's bangin' bod, and even gave a shout-out to Sarah Palin (tho maybe not in the way you'd think).

And now here are nine more reasons we think that Hollywood is the best place ever:

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By now we're sure you've heard Olivia Munn has been spotted around NYC with Brad Richards from the New York Rangers. And if that sounds familiar, that's because she is following in some pretty big hockey-lovin' shoes. Can you say Carrie Underwood and Hilary Duff?

But for now, they're denying they are together, so let's do a poll and figure this out for ourselves!

Who do you think Olivia should date next? Here are our picks.

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Dear Ted:
I think it was very shrewd of Brett Ratner to resign from the Oscars as opposed to forcing the Academy to fire him. Hopefully, he will learn from this experience and in the future decide to think before he speaks.
—Amanda F.

Dear I Hear Ya:
I think the bottom line on this item is that he is out. Brett needs a muzzle until he can learn to keep his mouth closed. Thankfully, you can't say the things he said, especially in Hollywood (Isaiah Washington knows this lesson only too well). Brett's made his bed, and whether or not he resigned or the Academy asked him to resign remains to be revealed. Everything in the Academy's immediate zero-tolerance messaging on the topic points to the latter.

Dear Ted:
What do you think of Kate Winslet's new beau? Do you think this one will lead to another marriage No. 3?
—B 

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Dear Ted:
Wilmer Valderrama and Demi Lovato? How old is he now anyway? And is he the Gen Y answer to Scott Baio? Neither of them have any appeal (and not much talent). I don't get it. Can you help me understand?
—Grossed Out

Dear Bad Boy, Good Idea:
I'm tempted to be right there with you that these two are so wrong for each other.  Wilmer, 31, is perhaps too much of a bad boy for a post-rehab Lovato (19). But who gives a crap about his talent? This is about a gal who's been through a lot wanting to move on and have fun; obviously, he's helping her with that, so perhaps we should all shut the hell up. Final word: Demi needs someone who's going to build her up, not break her down. 

Dear Ted:
There has been a lot of talk about Jared Padalecki and Jensen Ackles in reference to certain monikers. You've said twice that they aren't Judas Jack-Off and Dashed-Dingle Dreams. How about a tip to their real Vices, then? Pretty, pretty, please with hunky ghost hunters on top?
—SPNfan

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