robsten (182 posts)
Morning Mail! Has George Clooney Already Kicked Stacy Keibler to the Curb?
Dear Ted:
Did George Clooney drop Stacy Keibler for that wonderful pooch he was with on the beach? She seems to have disappeared, barely even tweeting for her fans. Did being girlfriend of George finally pay off giving her so much work she is too busy or is she just too busy packing for her long summer vacation in Italy? Ciao
—Dimples
Dear Sealed with a Keibler Kiss:
George and Stacy are very much together. Rumors swirled when Stacy opted out of the White House Correspondents' dinner, but she recently supported her hunky BF at his fundraiser for President Obama where the duo packed on the PDA. Trust, it'll be obvious when Stacy and George call it quits—there'll be another long-legged babe on Clooney's arm faster than you can say The Descendants.
Dear Ted:
You said that Veronica Bee-Stings is head-over-heels for her new guy and scrambling to hide her past. What I'm wondering is, does her boy have secrets of his own? And if he is honest with her about his own Vices will she be far less enamored?
—Mike
Kristen Stewart and On the Road Costars Talk Getting Naked: "You Just Go For It!"
Between Snow White and the Huntsman's London premiere last week, On the Road's debut at Cannes yesterday (complete with a late night Robsten make out session) and the debut of new Breaking Dawn Part 2 posters today, we're surprised that May hasn't officially been dubbed Kristen Stewart month.
Or has it and we just missed the announcement?! Either way, we love that K.Stew is branching out into all sorts of new projects and we love even more that her big screen flicks come with hottie costars (looking at you, Garrett Hedlund).
And when we caught up with the two—along with Sam Riley—at the junket for On the Road, they couldn't help but gush over each other, well, when they weren't discussing getting naked, that is!
Robert Pattinson Steps Out to Support Kristen Stewart at Cannes!
What happens in Cannes…well, doesn't stay in Cannes, actually. Not when the whole world is watching and anticipating your every move, that is.
Which is exactly what happened for our favorite couple today at the On the Road premiere held in the French Riviera. As we first told you, Robert Pattinson hit the red carpet to support gal-pal Kristen Stewart as she debuted her anticipated adaptation of the classic novel.
And don't they just make one dapper couple?!
Is Fifty Shades of Grey Fandom Putting Twi-hards to Shame?
Hey Twi-hards (if you're even still out there), you might want to step up your game.
'Cause there's another novel in town that's getting fans all hot and bothered much more than Bella and Edward ever did—obviously, we're talking about the deliciously dirty Fifty Shades of Grey, which is only, like, the biggest thing ever.
Heck, even the steamy setting where Christian calls home had to set up a special screening process for potential buyers because so many Fifty Shades fans were trying to get into the pornographic penthouse (can ya blame 'em?).
So, does this mean that Fifty Shades (which originally began as Twilight fan fiction) has officially trumped Twilight's vampy success?
Kristen Stewart Dresses in Drag for Elle Magazine!
Holy leather and crocodile-skin—Kristen Stewart looks like a sexified style vixen in the latest shots from her Elle magazine photo shoot.
And since you're probably so busy feasting your eyes on the oft-casual K.Stew rocking a leather skirt and croc-skin bustier (can you believe the sex appeal?!), we challenge you to look at the whole picture.
Specifically, the gentleman lady who Kristen appears to be romancing...
Morning Mail! The Strange Case of Johnny Depp
Dear Ted:
I saw Johnny Depp and Michelle Pfeiffer on Ellen promoting Dark Shadows. There seemed to be some sexual tension between the two...any whispers of something more between them?
—Zabokrtsky4
Dear Onto Something:
Yeah, it's called ticket sales. It's also called going against the grain and, as a result, America thinking you're a player. Johnny never married the mom to his kids, Vanessa Paradis (whom he's often separated from), so everybody just assumes Depp's off with every one of his costars. Uh, not happening. Certainly not with the married Pfieffer or the very committed Angelina Jolie. But, must say, were Michelle and Johnny to change their minds (and partners)…ooh la la!
Dear Ted:
I love reading your blog in the morning with my pup Chuckles snuggling on my feet. I heard the remaining original cast of Grey's Anatomy have signed on for another two years. Any Vice activity on that set? Or are things pretty boring now that the trouble of years passed seems to have died down? Hugs to your fur friends!
—JJ
Morning Mail! What's Up With John Travolta?
Dear Ted:
My rescue Sam and I have have have to know: Do these allegations against John Travolta surprise you or was it only a matter of time?
—Syn
Dear Are You Kidding?
Matter of time? These men who are claiming they were "assaulted" by John are hardly Travolta's first battle with accusers and the tabloid press. John's an expert at laughing at his detractors while his lawyers spit at them. It's an interesting arrangement, seems to be working, but, for how much longer will it last? Who knows.
Dear Ted:
What's up with Jennifer Aniston? She has been MIA lately. Any scope for us? Thanks!
—Godschild013
New Ted Says Video! Brangelina, Get to the Altar Already!
Everyone might be buzzing over Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's engagement, but I can't help but notice the famous Hollywood couple is pulling off a pretty par-fait imitation of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart.
Find out why Brad and Angie's coy M.O. is oh-so-similar to our fave Twilight couple. Plus, hear my prediction for when I think Brangelina will actually tie the knot on this week's black tie optional episode of Ted Says!
And if you're looking for more of my oh-so-humble opinion, be sure to subscribe to my YouTube page for even more goss on all your fave stars!
Five Things to Know About Stephenie Meyer's Post-Twilight Flick, The Host
Over vampires? Tired of tributes? Rest assured, Awful readers, Stephenie Meyer's ditched her shirtless werewolves and chilly vamps for sexy aliens in her latest book turned big-screen adaptation, The Host.
And even though the movie doesn't hit theaters until March 29, 2013, we recently had our first look at both the mind-blowing trailer and the creepy one-eyed poster.
So, before you Twi-hards go into a tizzy and insist nothing can top Twilight (or Robsten), take a sec and check out five things you need to know about S.M.'s sci-fi sensation.
Watch Out, Kristen Stewart! Stephenie Meyer's The Host Poster Revealed
Move over Bella Kristen Stewart and Edward Robert Pattinson.
Stephenie Meyer's traded sparkly vamps for sexy aliens in her first post-Twilight Saga flick, The Host, and the movie's poster has officially hit the web.
And while it's no life-size Robsten to ogle over, that alien-powered eye is certainly sucking us in…




