Celebrity Addictionary: There Oughta Be a Word

What do you call a celeb who looks good…when his mouth is shut?

What's the right word for a supersexy male stud who loses his simmering appeal once he opens his mouth?

Take for ince the John Mayer or Gerard Butler types—and no, not just because they have Jennifer Aniston in common. Both of these guys are superyummy to look at but tend to totally lose their hotness with each media-whoring utterance that comes out of their mouths.

Ever heard the phrase stand still, look pretty? That's what these types of guys need to opt for more often. Think the penile version of Megan Fox—although we don't mind when that troublemaker opens her trap.

We think the perf word for this dude dynamic is douche-throb. Think you all can do better?