celebrity addictionary (7 posts)
Celebrity Addictionary, There Oughta Be a Word: Oprah’s Fanatical Followers!
We've got a tricky one for you today, kids.
After we gave you a specific map of how to survive in a post-Oprahcalyptic world, one of you commented that there was no nickname for the wild spectrum of calm and crazy folk who constitute the Big O's fan base.
So obviously, we're gonna take matters into our own hands and come up with something ourselves!
Invitation Muscles—Your Reactions!
You commenters are nuts. But hey, maybe you (and we) want it that way!
After reading through your laugh-larious reactions to our query about how to describe those V-shaped ab muscles on a guy, we think it's safe to say that y'all are crazy. And horny. And maybe just a little bit right.
We thought calling them "invitation muscles" was fine enough, but you all seemed to think of much more, uh...sexually charged things to say about those dee-lish physiological arrows. Check after the jump to see what you had to say...
There Oughta Be a Word: True Blood Bodies Leave Us Speechless
Sure, we love the witty one-liners and bloody fang-tastic plotlines on HBO's vamp hit True Blood, but let's be honest, there's one sexy reason we tune in week after week: those dudes' delicious bodies.
And with the amount of male nudity the show, we get more than an eyeful of the many manly bods: Alexander Skarsgård's bulky pecs, Ryan Kwanten's chiseled abs and Sam Trammell and Stephen Moyer, both blessed with their fair share of yummy junk in the trunk.
Last Sunday's episode treated us to newbie Joe Manganiello's absolutely drool-worthy physique and left us with nothing to say but damn. When it comes to werewolves, Taylor Lautner's über-abs don't even compare to newbie Alcide's six-pack.
But screw debating which fella has the finest figure, we're more interested in what all the guys have in common:
What Do Survivor, Pretty Wild and Housewives Have in Common? (Hint: Trainwrecks!)
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Sometimes life imitates art. Sometime life utterly outshines art, especially if by art you mean reality TV, and by life you mean the show's trainwreck stars themselves.
E!'s own Alexis Neiers from Pretty Wild pretty much wins the crown on this one. But she's got some bad company: America's Next Top Model's Bianca Golden Gloves, VH1's martini millionaire hunter Megan Hauserman and Real Housewives' slimey Slade Smiley.
Survivor Villain Russell Hantz is just the latest to join this notorious club.
So, what to you call it when a reality-TV star's real-life transgressions are far more intriguing than their shows?
Is Katherine Heigl the Next George Clooney...or the Next Shelley Long?
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For George Clooney, it was a slam-dunk. For Shelley Long, not so much. For David Caruso, it was an eight-years-in-the-making comeback. And the jury still seems to be out on Katherine Heigl.
What are we talking about?
Is Atlanta Housewife Kim Zolciak More Desperate Than Real?
First Anne Heche made headlines for herself by dumping Steve Martin for Ellen DeGeneres. Then Lindsay Lohan gave a more halfhearted attempt at celebrity bisexuality by flaunting her are-they-or-aren't-they-dating relationship with Samantha Ronson.
Now Atlanta Housewife Kim Zolciak is tardy to the party by reportedly dating lesbian DJ Tracy Young.
As E! Online reader anything for attention pointed out, beard and merkin are common slang for those who date closeted stars, but whaddya call this recent trend of going gay for fame?
Hey, At Least Lindsey Jacobellis Wins Fool's Gold
While the Olympics champion the beauty of athleticism and the thrill of victory, let's face it, us schadenfreuders tune in for the agony of defeat. Especially when one goes for the gold and loses as spectacularly and repeatedly boneheadedly as dear Lindsey Jacobellis.
And there oughta be a word for that.







