• Madonna must be a really great friend, letting her pal crash on her couch all the time. In an interview with a Brazilian TV show, Jesus Luz called the pop queen "only my friend" and said he doesn't care about being called a "toy boy or boy toy." Additionally, the Material Mom supposedly is patting herself on the back for upping Alex Rodriguez's star power, which led to his recent hookup with Kate Hudson.
• Kevin Bacon's BlackBerry was stolen in a subway station. We'll let you come up with the six degrees joke while we marvel that he took the subway.