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    Morning Piss: The Afflecks—Lips Together, Teeth Apart

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    Ben Affleck, Jennifer Garner
    Ben Affleck, Jennifer Garner Pedro Andrade,PacificCoastNews.com

    As my fave snoops, Page Six, just hauled out of the Esquire piece on Ben Affleck I simply did not have time to read, Jennifer Garner's least-photographed family member stated simply and emphatically:

    "The best cure for a hangover is something one straight man can't do for another straight man."

    Oh really? Isn't it interesting that Matt Damon's former BFF and J.Lo's ex-whipping dude mentioned a blow job without referring to (a) his wife or (b) another woman?

    It's yet another disconnect in this cryptic little tale of Mr. and Mrs. Jen Garner. Yes, yes, yes, sweaty sex is always a great cure (for a lotta things), but why is Affleck even talking about guys when discussing fellatio? It's just weird. Like this marriage. And like Jen's little-known tendency to respond, off camera, after you've asked her how she is like you just asked her for...well, a blow job.

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