Paradise is officially over.
And unfortunately, so are a lot of "relationships" that began during this exhausting season, which was plagued by mishandled controversy and really terrible, terrible men who made a lot of bad choices. And to be fair, some of the women made really bad choices too. It was just a truly messy time on the beach, and getting cleaned up for the reunion taping didn't help all that much for many of the former couples.
Let's see how everyone is doing, shall we?
Christen and Jack Stone
Jack Stone thought he and Christen (or Scallop, as she's apparently known now) were meant to be. Christen/Scallop thought they were mere acquaintances. Never has a woman on a reality show looked more panicked than Scallop did when Jack Stone asked her to leave Paradise with him. Alas, he walked the beach sad and alone, and she headed out into the waves.
Lacey Mark and Canadian Daniel
They went to the fantasy suite together and left the season together, with Lacey convinced she was in love with Daniel (for some reason), but apparently Daniel's definition of a relationship is changing your Facebook status, and there was no way he was ever going change his Facebook status for Lacey. We wish we were surprised by this behavior from Canadian Daniel.
Dean Unglert and Danielle Lombard
On the last day of Paradise, D-Lo was all excited about Dean being her boyfriend, but Dean couldn't get over the fact that Kristina left, and he felt he owed it to Kristina to leave separately from DLo and end their relationship. He cried and cried about how he screwed everything up, and admitted she deserves better than him...which she 100% does.
At the Reunion, Dean arrived with his tail between his legs, basically, and was ready to talk about all the things he did wrong. Then Danielle revealed that as soon as he left Paradise, he was still calling her, and all he could do was agree that he did that. Whoops! #TeamKristina
Ben Zorn and Zeus
Status: Together forever
All Ben Z wanted to do all season was throw rocks and talk about his dog, and he finally realized that his true love had been waiting at home for him all along.
Keep on scrolling for status checks on not only some of the biggest couples of this season, but all across Bachelor Nation.
Bachelor in Paradise will likely return next summer, and The Bachelor will premiere in January.