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Fashion Police returned last night to take on the VMAs' craziest looks and the hilarious co-hosts did not disappoint when it came to putting the more wild outfits on blast.

Melissa Rivers, Giuliana Rancic, Brad Goreski and celeb guests NeNe Leakes and Margaret Cho didn't hold back when it came to red carpet show-stoppers like Miley Cyrus, Justin Bieber, Taylor Swift and more.

Without further adieu, here are the 25 funniest jokes from Monday night's explosive return of Fashion Police!

Squad, Gigi Hadid, Taylor Swift, Serayah, Mariska Hargitay, Lily Aldridge, Karlie Kloss, MTV Video Music Awards, VMA

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1. "She's been doing like 100 shows a week and I feel like she called her stylist and was like, 'I'm so tired I really wanna wear sweats.'" Brad on T.Swift's look.

2. "I think every one of those little checks is representative of her ex-boyfriends." Melissa making fun of the houndstooth pattern on Swift's look.

3. "They need someone old enough to buy beer." Melissa on Mariska Hargitay being in Swift's squad.

4. "She definitely looks like she's about to work out…I don't want to see her look like she's about to walk off the treadmill." NeNe on Taylor's outfit.

5. "It looks like they did a DIY project from Pinterest." Brad on Amber Rose and Blacc Chyna's outfits.

6. "You guys are missing the fact that it's a tribute to my mother, because those are many of her favorite words. She used those all the time." Melissa on Amber and Blacc Chyna's outfits.

7. "This just makes me so hungry for American cheese." Melissa on Gigi Hadid's dress.

8. "Who designed this? Flo from Progressive?" Margaret on Hailee Steinfeld's look.

9. "Can you move your arms in that? She obviously is not going to do the whip or the nae nae." Melissa on Hailee's dress.

Miley Cyrus, 2015 MTV Video Music Awards, VMA

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10. "Aren't you supposed to take the dry cleaner bag off before you wear the dress?" Margaret on Hailee's dress.

11. "This is giving me a lot of Nomi Malone in Showgirls." Brad on Miley's red carpet outfit.

12. "I think this is probably what hookers on Venus look like." Margaret on Miley's futuristic dress.

13. "I think Miley stepped on the carpet and said, ‘Look at my flat, white ass. I am here to slay!'" NeNe on Miley's red carpet look.

14. "It looks like a gay pride Post-It." Margaret on Miley's colorful, box outfit.

15. "I love that they played ring toss on her arm before she came out." Brad on Miley's colorful, box oufit.

16. "I just felt like I was looking at a bag of Easter M&M's." Brad on one of Miley's many outfit changes.

17. "It's overwhelming on her and underwhelming me." Brad on Rita Ora's dress.

18. "I thought she was a baldie when she came out." NeNe on Rita's hair.

Kim Kardashian, Kanye West, 2015 MTV Video Music Awards, VMA

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19. "They stole Kylie Jenner's bathing suit and added a feather duster to the bottom." Brad on Rita's dress.

20. "I didn't know Vera Wang did a Duck Dynasty collection." Margaret on Rita's dress

21. "This is from the Steve Irwin collection." Margaret on Kim Kardashian's dress.

22. "She is the one who is majorly pregnant, yet he is the one with the elastic waistband." Giuliana on Kim and hubby Kanye West's outfits.

23. "She just looks like she should be in King Kong's hand." Margaret on Nicki Minaj's dress.

24. "It's a stretch fabric, so she can kick Miley's ass in the parking lot, no problem." Melissa on Nicki's dress.

25. "I think my mother would say, 'God she looks pretty.'" Melissa on Justin Bieber's hair.

Catch another brand new Fashion Police on Wednesday, Sept. 9 at 9PM, only on E!