Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Eclipse

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I've never seen one of the Twilight movies, and I'm never going to. If you are wondering why, then you shouldn't be reading my blog in the first place. But I will explain myself to the few of you that stumbled upon this by accident. OK! Magazine has a photo of what they believe the child of Twilight characters Edward Cullen and Bella Swan would look like. The picture was drawn up for them by...a police sketch artist. That's right. A man hired by the police to sketch photos of known and wanted criminals who are running around free after committing theft, rape or murder took time off from his busy schedule to draw up a sketch so that creepy f--king Twi-hards, as they are called, can get a look at what an imaginary child made by a vampire and his pouty lover would look like. This is what I call crossing the line, and my line is pretty far out there. Let our police officers do their job, and if people are that desperate to know what the child of two people who are pretending to be in a relationship for their fans looks like, there's always Suri Cruise.

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