Step aside Senator Tim Kaine and Governor Mike Pence—there's another man gunning for your potential new job.
As Jimmy Kimmel discussed Monday night, he's been out on the streets of Los Angeles campaigning to become the next second-in-command.
"As you may know, I'm currently running for vice president of the United States," he told the audience. "I take this seriously. I'm out there every day on the streets, talking to voters and collecting Pokémon—you can do both."
However, on the long lists of things standing in his way to the White House is frenemy Matt Damon. The actor debuted an attack ad against the late-night host, calling him a laundry list of names, including the SAT-friendly insult "duplicitous."
"Can Jimmy Kimmel really be trusted?" the Oscar winner asks in narration. "Time and time again, he has proven to be deceitful, duplicitous...a liar."
If that wasn't enough criticism, he brought up Kimmel's alleged romantic history. "If Jimmy Kimmel f—ked Ben Affleck, who's he gonna f—k next—America?"