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Can. Not. Wait.

Haters gonna hate all over the premise of the next Bachelorette, where yes, they will start off with two Bachelorettes and poor Sean Lowe believes this is the greatest women's rights issue of our time. But can we be honest here? It just looks like amazingly fun TV!

This brand spanking (and also ab-groping) new promo from ABC shows Kaitlyn and Britt in their full Bachelorette glory, lining up to meet the 25 guys who will be vying for their hearts.

Just kidding. Actually, what the guys are doing is looking ridonkulously pretty while tasked with their own vote on who the Bachelorette will be. So it's actually Kaitlyn and Britt who are doing the competing right off the bat.

"There are two Bachelorettes and that's about to change," host with the most Chris Harrison tells the guys ominously. "There's gonna be a vote."

"I just don't feel like this is how I should have to do it!" Kaitlyn says with teary eyes.

We feel you, girl, and we stand behind you, but we'd bet every red rose we have (we have none) that Kaitlyn ends up as THE Bachelorette. So don't cry too long!

ABC has not revealed exactly how one of the women will be eliminated. Just that they will start off with Britt and Kaitlyn, and by the season finale, there will be one.

Other important facts we learned from this promo:

  1. One of the guys pulls a Valerie Cherish, riding in on a cupcake, and should therefore win, with no other questions asked. It is the right thing to do.
  2. Every single male suitor looks impeccably groomed, and perfectly TV pretty, clearly using this show as one giant audition for his spot as the next Bachelor. (Desiree season, take two?)
  3. Two of these perfectly perfect guys start to "rumble" over some sort of disagreement, and…We aren't buying it. Unless it's over hair gel and/or tanning cream...or who ate the most carbs.

Anyone else looking forward to this "50 Shades of Cray" season of The Bachelorette, which premieres May 18 on ABC? Or are you gonna leave us hanging in our shameless lunacy…? Hit the comments!