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Anderson Cooper, Dina Lohan

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Last week's Miley Cyrus vs. Selena Gomez feud just fizzled out rather than culminating in an epic catfight at the Teen Choice Awards, which means we have to find a new celebrity feud. We just can’t function without one.

So we owe a big thank-you to Anderson Cooper for feeding our feud addiction and talking some crap during his guest-host spot on Live With Regis and Kelly.

We make sense of the split shot after the jump...

The Coop surprised us with his vast knowledge of E! programming when he gave a critical analysis of Living Lohan on Wednesday. And yeah, he kinda hates it and doesn't understand why people watch it or what caused Ali Lohan to age so rapidly. 

But he’s pretty funny about the whole thing and, as always, is just so dreamy. Plus, he gives a Soup shout-out, so he's not just hating.

Naturally, Dina Lohan wasn’t going to sit around and let some news guy make fun of her family. So she turned to the comfort of the tabloids, telling OK!: "People are just cruel! This is bad karma for him." (We were expecting more from her—maybe she was disarmed by the Coop's pretty blue eyes.)

 And now it's Anderson's turn to fire back. May we suggest a passive-aggressive YouTube video Miley-style?