Is Evan Taubenfeld about to steal the Jewish boy's hilarious holiday song throne from Adam Sandler?
The former SNL star's "Chanukah Song" references Tom Cruise, David Lee Roth, Harrison Ford and the Three Stooges. But, in Taubenfeld's "Merry Swiftmas (Even Though I Celebrate Chanukah)," the singer is specific about how he wants to celebrate his eight nights and beyond.
He wants Taylor Swift…and he's not willing to settle for Angelina Jolie, Penélope Cruz, Scarlett Johansson, Amy Smart or even Megan Fox.
"Santa, for my gift, please send me Taylor Swift," he urges. "No one will mess with her when she's mine/And Kanye will watch his mouth next time."
We have to admit, we're diggin' it.
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