Jen Aniston Is a Masochist, but Could Do Worse
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The John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston "back on" brigade is in full force, with the duo celebrating J.M.'s 31st B-day together in Hell-Ay. Doth we question Jen's decision-making skills when it comes to dating—but what the ef is this woman thinking? Once was irritating enough with this man-child, but twice? Is she really that desperate to steal some headlines back from Angie? (Just take a gander at the Changeling poster, Jen, it'll give you a good laugh like it gave us).
Then again, we guess it could be a whole lot worse...
Horrible Choices for a Boyfriend Jennifer Aniston Could Make That Are Worse Than Choosing to Date John Mayer Again (Vol. 1):
- O.J. Simpson
- Joe Francis
- Brody Jenner, Spencer Pratt, Justin Bobby—pretty much any male on The Hills
- Carrot Top
- Michael Lohan
- Blake Incarcerated
- Bill Clinton
- Oscar the Grouch
- Ben from Lost
- Her hairdresser, Chris McMillan
- Flava Flav
- Toothy Tile
- Smithers from The Simpsons
- Her own dog, Norman
- Ross' monkey from Friends
- Jon Voight
- Maddox Jolie-Pitt
- John Mayer for a third time
Did we miss anyone? This list could (and will) keep growing.
—Additional sass by Becky Bain
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