Jen Aniston Is a Masochist, but Could Do Worse

Jen and John back on? Say it ain't so!

The John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston "back on" brigade is in full force, with the duo celebrating J.M.'s 31st B-day together in Hell-Ay. Doth we question Jen's decision-making skills when it comes to dating—but what the ef is this woman thinking? Once was irritating enough with this man-child, but twice? Is she really that desperate to steal some headlines back from Angie? (Just take a gander at the Changeling poster, Jen, it'll give you a good laugh like it gave us).

Then again, we guess it could be a whole lot worse...

 

 

Horrible Choices for a Boyfriend Jennifer Aniston Could Make That Are Worse Than Choosing to Date John Mayer Again (Vol. 1):

1. O.J. Simpson
2. Joe Francis
3. Brody Jenner, Spencer Pratt, Justin Bobby—pretty much any male on The Hills
4. Carrot Top
5. Michael Lohan
6. Blake Incarcerated
7. Bill Clinton
8. Oscar the Grouch
9. Ben from Lost
10. Her hairdresser, Chris McMillan
11. Flava Flav
12. Toothy Tile
13. Smithers from The Simpsons
14. Her own dog, Norman
15. Ross' monkey from Friends
16. Jon Voight
17. Maddox Jolie-Pitt
18. John Mayer for a third time

Did we miss anyone? This list could (and will) keep growing.

—Additional sass by Becky Bain