Greg Tidwell, PacificCoastNews.comDear Ted:
John Mayer may be going through some mental or emotional stuff that he's not willing to face. Not that I'm a psychologist or anything but I've noticed things in friends of mine that make me wonder about their emotional state because of the things they do whether it's drugs, alcohol, sex and/or deviant behavior. Until he addresses what may be going on emotionally, we will probably see continued bad behavior from him as well as all of the other celebs who land in A.T.
—Johnson
Dear Celeb Therapist Wannabe:
His mental disorder is immaturity. He'll wise up when he finally grows up.
Dear Ted:
I've been wondering about Prison Break's Wentworth Miller. He's very attractive and seems to be single. Does that hint that maybe he is not quite available to women? (If you know what I mean.)
—Mobey
Dear Wishin' for Wentworth:
He's more than available for adoring female fans to drool over him. But don't expect to get far.
Dear Ted:
How can these magazines write stuff about people they've never talked to? (e.g., Robsten). Is there really no accountability at all? I understand the concept of "entertainment" mags, but I don't get why/how they can literally say anything. I guess that's why God made lawyers. Geesh!
—Bubble
Dear Friend of Robsten:
Or they're talking to people who claim they know Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart. Some outlets just tiptoe around checking their sources if it means getting a good story. Our Robsten insiders are solid.
Dear Ted:
I am a longtime fan and I read your blolumn daily. I know you have told us that Toothy Tile's beard knows Toothy's secrets. But you have never really explained why she does what she does. Why would she pretend for so long and involve her kids? I know you say she has reasons, but what are they? Wouldn't she get tired after all this time? I would be bored to death by now. Sending love to you from the Midwest,
—JDub
Dear Goatee Gal:
She's kind of in too deep now; she's fooling even herself. Lots of women do this, really have no idea why.
Dear Ted:
I just recently had a baby and while I was on maternity leave I kept up with the gossip thanks to you! So one guess I'm probably totally off...Hayden Christensen is Toothy Tile? Love always to you and your furry friends!
—Brionna
Dear Mommy:
No go on H.C. as T2, but congrats on the baby, babe! At least you've got that to celebrate if not a correct B.V. guess. Think more hairy, more mushy.
Dear Ted:
I've been a fan since the Premiere mag days. I have a nosy question for you: I think Adrien Brody is an extremely talented and attractive young man. He also seems articulate and pleasant in interviews. Is there any reason for me not to think well of the man?
—Annette
Dear Wantin' Some Brody:
If you're into the whole nerdy, boring type of guy, then he's absolutely perf for you.
Dear Ted:
Most Hollywood "bromances" have something more than friendship involved? No way! Please drop more hints or give us a Blind Vice about some of the BFFs keeping the true nature of their relationships in the closet. They should free themselves and come out. Look at Adam Lambert; tons of women are still going crazy for him.
—Banish
Dear Bromance Barriers:
Hey, I'd love it if they all came out; that means more for me! But guys can have their bromances and be straight too; I can accept that.
Dear Ted:
Gotta give you some love and hugs from the Midwest; I am completely monogamous with my gossip when it comes to you, Ted! Just saw Whip It (eh, I was bored) and Juliette Lewis. I've always loved her craziness, but she seems like she could be really wacko and not just for an acting gig. Is it show or is Juliette really out there? Any info you can pass along on that chick? Love ya Ted!
—Sarabelle
Dear Space Chick:
She's pretty out there, all right, if the crazy, spaced-out duds she always dons on red carpets are any indication of her sanity. She's, uh, very entertaining at get-togethers I've been to with her. Loves to get her wacky-way party on, you know.
Dear Ted:
I know most child stars are pretty messed up, but is Shia LaBeouf an exception? He seems to have a good head on his shoulders.
—Petle
Dear All About Shia:
The same Shia LaBeouf who got drunk in a Walgreens, got arrested in Burbank, almost destroyed his hand (and his career) in a car crash that he refused to take a Breathalyzer after (because all sober people refuse to be tested)? This is the kid who seems like he's got the world figured out? Please.
Dear Ted:
I can't help but notice that at the start of the Twilight press, Robert Pattinson made no secret of his desire for Kristen Stewart, naming her as his celeb crush and talking about having dreams about her. But now he is so close-lipped about their whole relationship. I would think he would want everyone to know that he finally caught her since he wanted everyone to know he was crushing on her. Is it that Kristen doesn't want him to talk about it since she seems like such a private person?
—Linz
Dear Not K.Stew:
Summit doesn't want him talking about it, because before it was just a harmless crush. Now it's the real deal. And there's a lot more at stake.
Dear Ted:
You've been deservedly harsh toward David Letterman, but why are you staying mum on Jimmy Kimmel? It's not exactly coincidental that his girlfriend on the side went from an assistant to head writer in the span of about a year, and yet it seems like no one is calling the schmuck Kimmel out on his bad behavior while Letterman is being put through the wringer.
—Triple
Dear Jimmy Convict:
Kimmel's rep claims that the girl was promoted long before their relaysh started, but in any case, J.K.'s not married with kids, nor is he still seeing Sarah Silverman and this girl on the side. That's the difference, although hooking up in the workplace ain't the smartest idea. You tell that to people who never get out to meet anybody else, though.