Denise Truscello/Getty Images; Allstar/Globe Photos/ZumaPress.comDear Ted:
I had to fire back on your comment to "Hypocrite"—Miss California does rock. Perez may not have agreed with her opinion. However, America was founded on tolerance of dissenting beliefs, not condemnation. I support gay marriage, but Perez's actions were intolerant and out of line, and for someone seeking acknowledgement of an ideal universally, it should not be at the cost of forcing down another person on the basis of their beliefs because you are empowered to do so at your discretion. I am certain he can relate to that feeling as an advocate of gay rights, and to exert that onto another person, that is hypocritical.
—Sam
Dear Debate Rolls On:
God forbid a judge actually judges someone! Sheesh.
Dear Ted:
As hot as Robsten is, I have to say they look like they could be brother and sister. Perhaps there is something to say for people being attracted to those that look like them...
—Andrea W., Powhatan, Va.
Dear Scowling Sibs:
They both sure do glower the same!
Dear Ted:
Is Hugh Jackman Hard-Nipple Nick?! I just saw that his wife also has a career in the Biz, so it makes complete sense. Also, he does have hard-looking nipples, both children are adopted and there's been gay rumors about him and his Biz partner! I'm know I'm right, but I love H.J. just the same!
—C Sutherland
Dear Jacked Up Man:
Glad to see you'd love Hugh if he was HNN or not. But isn't that kinda implying there's something's wrong with being a closeted self-hating gay man? Uh that's way more than half of Hollywood. But relax, Hugh ain't HNN; he's really quite better-looking.
Dear Ted:
Robki has been eliminated, and I have no doubt that you can eliminate Mikesten...That one's as fake as fake can be, but I have the feeling that Rob's heart doesn't belong to Kristen. This seems almost too easy to see. Are we close to R. Pattz making his decision? I'm not jumping ship yet, but don't like unsolved puzzles.
—Jennifer
Dear Robsten Down :
Hardly. The sexy clandestine fight has only just begun!
Dear Ted:
OK, I love you dearly, but please stop devoting so much space to Twilight. The cast is not that impressive; I could find a Rob or Kristen look-alike in any backwoods trailer park. Yawn. Why don't you give us some dirt on a real hottie? Jonathan Rhys Meyers for example?
—Porcelynn Doll
Dear to Each His Own:
When he does something interesting beyond just sweating copiously for a variety of dubious reasons, we'll let you know!
Dear Ted:
It's time to out R & K. Slumdog stars, Patel and Pinto did it, so it's high time to out R & K before the tweens have nervous breakdowns and start biting one another. But make sure you have proof, or they may hunt you down and bite you.
—Melodie
Dear Neck Biter:
We can handle a hickey or two. And Dev and Frieda should totally double date with Robsten, doncha think? That is, when R & K slink out of the hotels they're hiding in.
Dear Ted:
I just read your story on Hugh Jackman's friendly three-part relationship. Does Hugh hanging with Bryan Singer's former assistant have anything to do with the fact that Singer wasn't involved in X-Men 3 or Wolverine?
—Jason
Dear X-Snoop:
No. Singer brought that on himself, wasting his talent on Valkyrie.
Dear Ted:
You just broke that Rob and Nikki had been friends with benefits back in the day. How can you possibly expect people to still believe that there is something going on between Rob and Kristen now? If he was with Kristen's best friend, that pretty much puts the nail in the coffin of the Robsten relationship, now doesn't it?
—West
Dear Not Really:
BFF's aren't always the best friends.
Dear Ted:
Tobey Maguire is Toothy.
—Jenny, Atlanta
Dear Det. Chinless:
He should be, but he isn't.
Dear Ted:
When you started with these R. Pattz posts, you alluded a lot to the possibility that he might be bisexual. A lot of "guys and gals like" phrases. Then we come to the "something that Summit says 'can't ever get out' " phrase. Then you're pushing Robsten. I feel like I'm on the edge of what it is, but I can't get it. Am I anywhere near close to this one? IMO, Rob had maybe experimented with a bi lifestyle, then met Kristen. He's alluded to the fact that they had a connection from the start, a "hot" chemistry. He's alluded to the fact that he believes in love at first sight and he's a one-woman man, meaning he doesn't cheat. Am I hot or cold on these theories?
—J
Dear Persuasion Patrol:
R.P. can certainly seduce whomever he wants. And we bet a lot of men would get in line right with the women. No?
Dear Ted:
For some strange reason, everyone is pointing to Sean Penn for your last Blind Vice. While I'm certain Sean has been the subject of one of your more scathing Vices (you don't appear to be a big personal fan), I seriously doubt he is HNN. Am I right?
—Big Mama
Dear Right Turn:
Correct on Nipple Nick—not Penn, who I'm not a fan of, at least not with his treatment of women.
Dear Ted:
Have a question about Kate and Jon Gosselin: With all the rumors going around about him cheating on her, do you think there is any truth to it? I'd love to get your insight.
—Laura
Dear Reality Watcher:
Hard to argue with photos snapped of you with someone other than your spouse...Tell that to Leann Rimes, too! And with that grease-job hairdo of his, he's obvs up to something slimy, no question.
Dear Ted:
Why do you continue to make Rob and Kristen look so bad if you love them?
—P.D.
Dear Crazy:
Those kids couldn't look bad if they tried. Even with the whole smelly sitch, Rob's still got willing fans throwing themselves at him! Me, too! Taryn also, I believe. Just not Becky B., she's from the East, you know, and they only get hot for put-downs and parking spaces.