Harry Potter Guy Blowing His Shot as Hottie?

Half-Blood Prince baddie Tom Felton (aka Draco Malfoy) wears a tux like a drunk lounge singer—which does him no favors

This is what Tom Felton (aka Draco Malfoy) wore to the New York premiere of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince.

Uh, are we getting Punk'd here? Is Ashton going to pop out and say "Ha! Silly Fashion Police, the villain of the Sixth Most Important Movie Ever would never dress like some drunk putz at a wedding! That's ridiculous!"

Let's hope so! Otherwise Felton's missing his shot here, big-time. The way things are going, any half-striking dude from a fantasy flick can be a prime target for extreme dreaminess.

But even if Felton does have the makings of the Next R.Pattz, he'll never get there wearing some shiny tinfoil getup and a lounge singer's bow tie.

Sorry, kid.