How do you solve a problem like Mickey Rourke? He's like Hollywood's centaur of fashion: half dapper man, half something that should be hidden in a barn.
Look at this ambitious ensemble Rourke wore while shopping for knives at the L'Avenue in Paris this week. Casual jeans and chunky shoes tastefully offset the formalness of a patterned vest, a silky jacket, and the twinkly pocket-watch chain. Nice mash up, Rourke!
But what's with the hair that looks as if it was conditioned with battery acid? The tourist-shop sunglasses? And that awful tangerine tan? We don't know what to do with you!
So, America, you decide! Should Mickey strut his stuff down the banks of Paris? Or be stored away inside a dimly lit dungeon?
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