You know you're a child of the '90s when you instantly picture the infamous evil octopus upon seeing Sofía Vergara's Golden Globes dress.
We can't decide if it's the boobs, the giant balloon skirt or that sea-colored statement necklace. Whatever it may be, the Modern Family star's look at the Beverly Hilton Hotel instantly reminds us of the soul-stealing sea villain made famous from Disney.
Could designer Zac Posen be in on the inspiration? He is of Little Mermaid loving age...
Obviously there is a major weight, age and skin-color difference between the Colombian beauty and the cartoon diva.
And yet, if you cut the skirt on this red carpet gown into eight even pieces and throw a wig on the actress, you'd have a pretty convincing Halloween costume.
Yes, there are better Disney women to resemble when walking down the red carpet, but there are far worse options too.
Imagine if Sofía was somehow dressed like Maleficent from Sleeping Beauty? Or Jafar from Aladdin? Or The Beast from Beauty and the Beast?! Somehow an obese squid doesn't seem so bad...
For more critiques from Sunday's award show, don't forget to watch Fashion Police: 2014 Golden Globes special tonight at 9/8c only on E!