The Mother Monster was spotted out in West Hollywood, natch, celebrating her birthday with a puppy and a few little monsters, probably.
The newly 26-year-old wore a blue and white bandana under the tiara, a studded motorcycle jacket and made sure to show off some of that birthday suit with a pair of opaque black tights over black panties.
Then there was the Oprah Winfrey interview announcing that she wouldn't be giving any further interviews—an interview where she says she won't give more interviews, is that an oxymoron or is her tiara putting us under some sort of trance?
We hope Gaga starts speaking again soon, until then we'll enjoy that nice pop of red lips she added and fantasize about how that pooch she's carrying likely has more outfits than we do. Le sigh.
Happy birthday, you monster you!