Jim Spellman/WireImagePiers Morgan, who is replacing Larry King with his own CNN interview show, has already barred one celebrity from gracing Piers Morgan Tonight...and that celebrity is Madonna. "She's just so irritating," Morgan said during an appearance on The View. "I just cannot stomach an hour with Madonna, so she's had to be banned from the show," he continued. I knew I liked Piers Morgan, and this seals the deal. Madonna has been getting on my nerves since the early 2000s when she adopted an English accent and a kid from Malawi. She brags about how nobody watches TV in her house and eats cheese-less pizza, then has the nerve to make some innocent child live with her. I'd like to say thank you to Piers Morgan. Yours are the same feelings that I have about Madonna, but with your accent it sounds a lot nicer.