Chelsea Handler

E! Networks

I'll be taking this week off from the blog. You need to know what it's like to not hear from me for a while so that you can learn to appreciate me. It's a strategy often used in relationships, and one that often backfires. You think to yourself, "I won't return calls for a couple of days. I'll say I have plans; that will make him miss me." Then next thing you know he's knee deep in a buffet at a strip club at 3 in the afternoon realizing s--t is a lot more fun when you aren't breathing down his neck. Just to be sure that doesn't happen to my relationship with my daily readers, you can still follow me on Twitter.

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