Peace Arch EntertainmentJean-Claude Van Damme recently told TotalFilm that he was offered a part in The Expendables. As you all know, the Sylvester Stallone movie is a huge hit. It even knocked vaginafest Eat Pray Love down a few notches. Van Damme, who is known as "Muscles from Brussels," said that when Stallone called him to offer him a part, he told Muscles that he was "gonna make lots of money." Muscles explained that he turned it down because he "didn't want to hear that; I want to hear what was my character." Character? Your character is a guy that barely works anymore who gets a part in a huge movie. Hopefully you're resting comfortably in obscurity, Muscles. Now the only thing that's famous from Brussels are brussels sprouts, and nobody likes those either.