The Rolling Not–Stoned

Keith Richards has been sober for a few months now…

Keith Richards has reportedly given up alcohol. The 66-year-old has been sober for four months. A source told ContactMusic.com, "He has always quite enjoyed the fact that he seemed to be able to carry on drinking…with no real negative impact on his health."

I "quite enjoyed" that about Keith, as well. What else is there to live for at 66 besides drinking? Have you ever tried to recover from a hip-replacement surgery sober? I have.  It's not great.