I'll feel bad going to jail over $1. You know, once the cops show up for your serious crime, finish laughing at you and don't arrest me. Then I'll feel real dumb.
I've always respected the way Target lets their employees put their own spin on the uniform.
We'll never know why Carl stocked the batteries this way but we have to assume he had a good reason.
Awww, how cute. A chocolate bunn OH GOOD LORD!
As the lid closed, boxy knew this was the end. He would never see his family again.
That's fine. I was going to the rectal section anyway.
I'm going to hang this right next to my "Dogina" sculpture.
The trick now is to drive home without actually moving the car.
Mmmmm. Tastes blue and burny.
Anyone seen any organic apples? Looking for organic apples over here.
Ronny asked Gina to organize the World Book Encyclopedias before she went home. She said they looked fine.
I remember the first time I saw Metallica. They played three songs before the picture show and it only cost me a nickel.
Can I get a Coors Light and some Tylenol, please? Oh, it's 5:00? Ok. The Tylenol and a sports drink then.
I just hope there isn't an STD Pillow Deluxe.
Hey Ohio, in case you're interested the tiny umbrellas are in aisle 6.
No way to tell if they mean oops like, "Oops, these are too small," or oops like, "Oops, I accidently put Tide in this." That mystery is part of the fun.
I actually prefer mine long. But I'm sure these are good too.
Don't open it.
It also contains a few rubber-gum hybrids. Let's just say stuff happened in there.
I've found cheaper cooch other places...and I'm still regretting it.
They certainly are.
There there, lonely guy. The meat shall be your companion.
Also, please don't touch these cars. But seriously, hands off the kids.
Aw, man. Too late. These infants have really been picked over.