It's Grandma's favorite.
One f*@king euro extra for butter.
Grant's a feeder, and it's affecting his wife and everyone at Food4Less.
"It's a steal...-cut oatmeal. Right folks?" No one laughs. Comedian dies.
It doesn't matter if the curtains match the drapes. You'll want to use this amazing device on both.
He reminds me of my boy. Poor little stick armed bastard.
This shirt is trying to trick your mind into thinking of something subliminANALly.
Got ahead and try me, you piece of s**t. I'm soft, cuddly and I smell like baby powder, mother f**ker.
If I didn't know better, I'd say we just got grifted real good. Now hand me anther slice of watermelon for my Corona.
Protect all your most precious valuables inside this secure safe that's guaranteed to be unbreakable. Unless the burglar figures out you can basically rip it apart.
Girl in the background, we love you. Please never change.
I mean, I guess they're pretty much the same movie so...
Sometimes you gotta "rub your own back", you know what I'm saying?
Yep. That's her.
But sometimes stupidity is father.
It's not my cup of tea but some people are really into that mom stuff. What can you say?
Eye hop thay ficks tha poblem sn. Eyem hongray 4 meet.
You wanna pee here? Better bring it full force. Step up or step off, pee boy.
Carl, get that drunk into the breakroom to sober up. Also, make sure he's not dead.
His or her basic ass is going to love this basic-ass novelty gift.
Whatever they did couldn't have been too bad. They still got a cake.
Everyone relax. I can assure you the "cream" in these "donuts" is "legit".
Thank god! My backyard is crawling with bitches.